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What a difference the upbringing on the other side of a shared garden wall can be.
Hands up Ban, I have no defence for my lack of culture and finesse.
Four pints would see me sliding under the table and five you could guarantee seeing the contents of my stomach.

In a pathetic attempt to regain a little self-esteem, I do like a tipple now and then of Glayva or Isle of Jura and occasionally a Southern Comfort... Bugger, put my foot in it again, haven't I?
I won't mention my liking for a Pina Colada.

Morning Caddies

2 to 1 m Mike, if it's a case for beers (it won't be) you'll end up drinking twice as many as you think. When it's Bubbles time again you'll drink twice as much but you can switch to beers because by then you'll be so sloshed you won't know the difference and it's cheaper.
Hope that helps.

Trying to save you getting any more ticks MrsB.

FOOOL, wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjAWgfjUW8

In case any oldies are wondering, yep was a good effort by MBW with ' Panglossian ' ... only I ate one of those in Asia and it gave me bated breath.
For his sterling work EV_Bull would have won WotD with floccinaucinihilipilification.
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Only tempered by his bad grammar this morning, and I don't mean ' or '.
Superb word and in the spirit of days gone by, the challenge would be using it and telling someone how to
spell it.

MrsB, it's not advisable to lay down in long grass when in the woods.

Nope, it's working overtime, I'm showing 7.63.

I was too slow in my response to MrsB, MLQ.

Oh bug' what a complete nightmare, MLQ only just seen your post on the subject.

Ah, that explains your howler.

Is that a new variant of flu?

What's the problem Eric?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8

Yeh, ;) just doesn't wash.

No, you get 145*£0.15 = £21.75
To do this they are creating a new share (B2) matching the same number of SH's holdings @ value of 15p each, which they then redeem and return the 15p each share to you.

Whatever you are holding now multiply that by 15p to see what you will receive.

Then on consolidation say you have 145 shares, you will get 9 shares for every 10 you currently have, that's not in addition, the 145 shares will reduce to 126.
The remaining 5 will be amalgamated with all other holders who have a number not fully divisible by 10
example 177,52,41 ( 7-2-1 ) which they will sell and give proceeds to charity.

Therefore you will have £21:75 cash and hold 126 shares, and the SP should stay around the same price... almost certainly will fall but should pick up quickly.

Happy to be corrected. Don't forget they also said " we expect to announce a further significant return next year. "

I see nothing out of order here, the co's plan as I see it. A divi paid out would drop the SP accordingly as to be expected, it's money taken from the market cap' after all. Those who held Tesco would be testament to that.
The consolidation is to try and offset that drop, yes your shareholding reduces but the % in the co' remains the same.

Hope I explained myself OK.

If anyone thinks different I'd love to hear.

Last post for now, let's hope England win t' next match, that's me speaking Northern light. Anyways must thrush.

Morn cads, Mike to be honest there were only a few moments through-out the match that got me springing off the settee with excitement, maybe too much duck tape covering the screen. ( not 69 ) you including me with " great minds "...I, I, I want to have your babies.

Explains the large fall, hopefully it will start rising now.

( not 69 ), you stole my thunder I was going to post that.

It's must be wet inside for that.

Eric, I've been doubl checking my posts all morning.

ISA? Some may say he's not worth saving.

ISA? Some may say he's not worth saving.