Bloody favoritism!21 May 2017 22:39
3p...3p! You lucky b'stad. Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? My idea of heaven is to be locked in here for 3p.
Been here since 12p, the sun must shine out your arse sonny.
Tips hat to monty python
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