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Funny how UBS added just before an RNS is released announcing the £137 million contract renewal? Fantastic news on all fronts, but I would love to know who from Capita is tipping them off?

This could actually be really beneficial for Capita as it gives them an opportunity to test their AI technology by sorting out someone else’s mess 👏👏👏

Capita is using Microsoft Copilot to sort through the backlog of cases it has inherited since taking over the UK Civil Service Pensions Scheme (CSPS).

Chris Clements, managing director of Capita Public Services, said Microsoft's AI service was scanning initial contact forms and helping the outsourcer examine case documents.

oft Copilot to assess incoming website messages and help staff handle queries.

"Caseworkers get a copilot to read all the attachments and documents for a case, and that gives them a summary at the start. You look at the end-to-end handling time of a case, and you go through and you evolve and improve every step along the way. That's the process that we are starting to undergo now and is a core part of driving productivity."

"Copilot automatically reads and understands, identifies priority cases, and puts them in the work queue. By doing it that way, the AI tool allows us to make sure we are instantaneously identifying those cases with the most detriment. That is a completely different solution from sitting in an unread email inbox, and it is part of the transformation we are making. I recommend that any member who wants to contact us use the 'Contact Us' form on the front page of the website, and that will be immediately read by AI and prioritized and then read by a human to get the work done."

There has been a great deal of debate about whether AI agents – and the large language models on which they are based – understand anything. They are trained on a corpus of text from the internet, distinct from the embodied language people speak.

The high-profile use of the technology to solve a critical problem in the UK pension system might be an interesting test case. Whether scheme members who want their money or information about their investments see it that way is another matter.

@Savage_KeyboardR Absolute blatant lie. Stop talking crap! Capita were handed an absolute shambles by My CSP and you know that. Worst time if individual is the person who earns their money by spreading misinformation to suit their agenda. It’s called fraud and that is exactly how I would describe you.

Can you hear anything above the hum of the sunbed tubes in your tanning shop, @Savage_KeyboardR?

Hit’s hardly crashing, you melt 🤣🤡

It’s down 11% on the month which is nothing on the 52% growth I have enjoyed over the previous 6 months.

You enjoy making your 20ps, while I enjoy my £60k profit, while topping up on these bargain priced shares 🤣

@Savage_KeyboardR Surely you could have shouted to Aim across the office (or bedroom) rather than waste your energy writing on here?

Good to see your punctuation and grammar has improved. Well done. Have a star ⭐️

That’s a lovely gesture @Trisor I would love to get to know Aim and Savage. We clearly have so little in common it would be interesting to find out about their inadequacies and unfulfilling existence 🤣🤣🤣

@AimMaster2018 You understand the point of a WhatsApp group is to be able to communicate privately without you making some uneducated d*ckhead comment, right? A place where we can ridicule you without you running crying to the LSE police 🤡

@Savage_KeyboardR

I think you’ll find it’s “join in the action”. So many needless words, your lack of punctuation and inability to construct a cohesive sentence, just compounds your stupidity!

@AimMaster2018 I think you’ll find it’s “join in the action”. So many needless words, your lack of punctuation and inability to construct a cohesive sentence, just compounds your stupidity!

Aim - what have you got planned for half-term? I can get you half-price circus tickets? 🎟️

Aim and Savage are in a restaurant in Amsterdam sitting at the bar. Both are drinking and both look depressed. After a while the Aim turns to Savage and says:

"Excuse me, I'm looking across and you're a very beautiful person, you look incredible, but you look so depressed, why?"

"Well, you see the problem is my partner left me, as I'm too kinky in bed."

"My god, that's incredible, my partner left me because I'm too kinky in bed."

After a while the Aim turns to Savage and says: "Hang on, I've got a fantastic idea, let's go back to my place for some kinky sex."

"I like where you're coming from, let's go.

So they get back to Aim’s place and are making out in the hallway, when Aim says: "Hang on, let me go and change into something a little more **uncomfortable**."

Aim goes into the bedroom and comes back 10 minutes later in a full on PVC gimpsuit, gimp mask and gimp ball in its mouth, a 12" strap-on, whip in the right hand, tapioca pudding in the left, but Savage is ready to leave.

Aim takes the gimp ball out of its mouth and says in surprise: "Hang on, I thought you wanted some fantastic kinky sex?"

Savage says "Yeah, I sh*gged your dog and shat in your purse, so I'm done."

Yeh. Great shout @Trisor @AimGimp are you able to supply proof of share ownership?

@AimMaster2018 We ran a vetting process and decided to ban full face white make-up and red noses 🤡

Members also had to pass a basic spelling test designed for nursery age kids. Sorry pal. Better luck next time.

Q: How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? 💡

A: 2. But the question is, how did Aim and Savage fit in there in the first place?

@Trenners @Trisor Yesterday’s Mail on Sunday.

Staveley is our hero!

“Staveley believes there is the potential for further upside. Although its market value is now £405 million, Staveley is content 'to run with our winners' and believes it could break through £1billion.”

Https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/investing/article-15559809/ROCKWOOD-STRATEGIC-raking-big-returns-unloved-small-firms.html

I’ll be happy to see 500 this year @Trisor ❤️

@Trenners Absolutely spot on. Staveley is saying what we all know and it’s why we invested. I think I will explode also if we triple bag from here 💥

@trenners I have. Just checked. You will have to accept so look at your “message requests”