RE: Will we30 Jan 2024 22:29
Hi Andy, I'm a qualified turd polisher. One of the select few in this country. As you may know, there is no point in polishing a fresh turd, as it has that natural freshly made sheen. To deal with it then would ruin its freshly made appeal. No, you have to wait a little while for it to cool down and firm up, even grey a bit from its rich brown colour. Then that is when a turd polished makes his move. A skillfull turd polished never gets his wind up,he has no need of gloves as its a definite hands on technique. The secret is to massage it to bring the beautiful brown coloured gloss back to the surface. This is is not a skill that is easily mastered but by practising it on any firm turd success can usually be mastered after making a little effort. Plenty of videos out there on YouTube for those that want to watch.