£1 party Preparations2 Oct 2020 21:28
Hi Peace, Congratulations on your new addition to the SYME family. I write to you with regards to how preparations are going for the £1 party/gathering? will you be coalescing a committee to assist with the finer points of this epic gathering? if so I would like to put myself forward to be considered.
Most importantly, will the hookers and coke already be present upon arrival or will we be expected to bring our own?
With regards to the buffet, you will need to make sure that you cater for our vegetarian and vegan attendees, or "attention seekers" as I believe they are also known.
Is it too early to get in my requests for, what I understand the younger generation refer to as, "the DJ" I would like to hear 'Money, Money, Money by Abba followed by Travie McCoy: Billionaire ft. Bruno Mars.
That's all I can think of for now, will let you know if anything else comes to me of course, will need to start preparing soon, I understand that December 2021 sounds a long way off but it soon comes round doesn't it!
(Declaimer for deramp crew members, trolls, bashers: The above is clearly written with the tongue firmly rooted in the cheek, if you do not understand this then you need to be sterilised for the good of the future of this county and mankind)
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