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In the words of the great Aliaspc, "stop talking utter diatribe" please, Chris2. The only "help" I need is to alleviated from your nonsensical comments.

People know who I am by now, Chris2. I'm fairly well known amongst investors these days and being the 'Voice of Reason' on this dire bb, people can hang adoring photographs of me on their walls should they so wish. You seem the only one who likes to hide behind your pseudonym and profess to tell others that they are the same person, or need help etc. The only person who needs help is you, mate.

I do like the word 'diatribe' and thank you for extending my vocabulary, Aliaspc. I also was unaware of the game 'soggy biscuit' until you mentioned it. You sound as though you have had some experience in this area because your detailed knowledge is impeccable? So which English public school did you frequent? Clearly not Warwick, as we were too busy excelling on and off the field of play to worry about immature games that involve sugary confectionary snacks. I have to say that I found it all very amusing, so thank you for making me laugh. How are you enjoying Thailand? Are you still "enjoying life" as you contemplate your exit price here at ailing MyMare? Would you care to share what your average share price is? I could do with another laugh on this otherwise dull, bleak Sunday morning. #soggybiscuitgamesaredesignedforaliaspc

You said it, Prick123. Utter diatribe indeed.

Whilst I was allegedly playing soggy biscuit with you know who yesterday, I see my Chuckle Brother has littered the chat board with his daily thoughts. Being 'normal' is boring anyway. Dare to be different, Chris2. I have to say, I do at least respect Chris2 for purporting to make some money out of the current volatility of this share and not resorting to sitting still moaning about the share price and comparing it to your share price average. As a consequence of Chris's good advice, I may jump-in and have a wee punt if the volatility continues. I have never day traded before, but it seems with a lot of these AIM shares, the clever money is in surfing the ups and downs and not sitting on your hands waiting for this so-called Utopian day when everything 3 years into the future will be all bright and rosy again. If you have the patience of a Saint, then I commend you, but let's face it, we're all here to make money at the end of the day, so why wait for 3 years to realise your financial goals and dreams when this can be fast tracked by clever buying and selling (and not being too greedy at the same time!) I have to say, reading through the comments over the past few days has been a real ball ache. What utter diatribe being spouted by certain individuals on here....and you know who you are. This share is down trending at present and it doesn't take a wise person to work that out. Eric hasn't long now to take-up Tom Winnifrith's kind offer of being able to defend his company at the upcoming UK Investor Event in London next Saturday. I only wish I could be there to see Tom say his piece about what he thinks about ailing MYMare. It would be hilarious watching that live bearcast. I remain as the 'Voice of Reason' on this board because all of my predictions have so far come true and I think you all know that. Chris2? SimontheZealot is my twin brother and a separate person....ask Clinton (findahappyplace) who knows us. If you or McSquares begs to differ, then happy to meet you at a convenient location to prove that. We have two separate LSE accounts, different log-in details, different IP addresses, different pseudonyms but the share the same opinions. We are both male (please don't ask me to prove the fact I am a male!) and I am willing to bet any sum of money too. I trust and hope this lends clarity and settles your aching brain.

Chris2 - if you make money on this share or any other share, then good for you is what I say.

Chris2, If you look at my last post, I called it "maths" and not "math". I used to call it "the AIM" until you corrected me and now I just say "AIM". I don't know what point your attempting to make? Surely you must have more interesting topics to discuss, like when is this dog of a share going to start delivering some decent news flow and making some money???? You do the math!!! Hehehe. See what I did there?!

I say �6 million according to your maths, based on my 1p target price. However, I have just read all of TW's article and he has a 0p target on the share price and advised for people to sell out of this dog as quickly as they can. So maybe my 1p share price target was too generous?! I thought I was being unkind when I called 1.5p all those weeks ago, but thanks to Eric's continued poor management, the share price appears to be dropping like a lead balloon. Mcsquares - you are clearly an intelligent bloke. Don't let yourself down by backing this dog of a share. If you have made money on the recent rise then as I said last night, I commend you. However, be careful not to lose your money on this one. There are plenty of red flags waving in your face that you should with your experience take notice of. A CFO leaving a company with immediate effect is never a positive thing regardless of what some have said today on this bb. Now don't say I haven't warned you when this one continues on its downwards journey to 1p and lower. Just be careful. #maythefezbewithyou

The CFO goes. What does this tell you all? It ain't great news no matter how much make-up you want to plaster all over it. Their finances have clearly been managed very poorly and we have a CEO who can't add up too. Eric IMO is completely incompetent and they could also do with a new CEO to drive the company forward. His lack of communication with his PI's is palpable and he still hasn't got the balls to arrange a conference call or come back over to the UK to face his PI's in-person and look them in the eyes. You know what findahappyplace thinks of Eric's lack of communication as this is by now well documented. It's a disgrace if you ask me. Hence that's why the share price took yet another pummeling today, which came as no surprise to me. Eric has a knack of just messing-up things and will he ever do something right? Time will tell....but I don't hold much faith. I still think 1p is on the cards due to a lack of credible news and poor sentiment. Today the day traders made a few quid here and there but the LTH's were yet again shafted. I have to say you guys have the patience of a saint. This share is one of the most miserable and boring shares to wake up to at the moment and things don't look as though they are going to improve overnight. They have an ambition to be a 'break even company', which is hardly ambitious and it seems that the 'p' word i.e. 'profit' has become somewhat of a swear word at MyMare. He won't face Tom Winnifrith at the upcoming Investor Event in Westminster, London but I suspect he'll send one of his cronies to eaves drop on what Tom says during his live bearcast about MYSQ. Maybe some of you LTH's should attend so that you can listen to what Tom has to say because I for one am a fan of his and think he speaks a lot of truth. I like people who tell you how it is. All this namby pamby chit chat on here has become rather boring if you sk me. And as predicted, a load of newbies have come onto this board. The pump and dumpers have returned in force. Living the dream..... Well it's time for a span fritter as I await my Chuckle Brother's return from pit with cloth cap and whippet. His 14 hour shift today is necessary just so we can keep the light's on and the heating topped-up. It's grim living above a chip shop but somebody has to do it. When I grow up, I want to be just like McSquares.

Happy to hear you have made some money out of MYSQ. You are in an exclusive club then. I have been watching the share price fluctuations and as predicted it has become a bit of play thing for the bored day trader. The MM's were always going to raise the price IMHO because they probably had a whole glut of shares when they reduced the price down to the 1.20p level and they then artificially raised the price and sold the shares back to the mugs at a much higher price. The trading volumes were the same the day of the rise, as somebody pointed out. Do I think we have seen the bottom as of yet? No, I don't, I agree with Gadzuric that the price is likely to lose momentum and begin its inevitable drop to 1p and maybe lower. You lot have been mugged off again, so don't think things have changed here at MyMARE. As I said, more than happy that McSquares has allegedly made some money / paper profit from this brief rise, but be careful over the remainder of this week as I'm expecting poor sentiment to return mainly driven by a lack of news flow from your darling leader Eric. Chris2? Did you manage to close your short in the end? I've worked out what you are doing and using me and my brother as a decoy to hide the fact that you are shorting the share is not very gentlemanly. I could be mistaken but I reckon you are a secret shorter and you think we're all too foolish to see what you're doing. Not me mate.

You are the biggest numpty on this bb, Matis. People here know that as soon as things get tough, you bail and go off blubbing only to reappear again for a while before you jump ship again. You are very indecisive to say the least. Probably one of those who are chasing down the share price in an attempt to get your pathetic average down. Sad. Now that's pathetic. If you don't like my brand of entertainment then filter me. You are drawn to me like the rest of them because you know that what I say makes a lot of sense. I have been spot on with my recent predictions and you know it.

Matis - the man who has been in and out and in and out and in and out of this share, it's crazy. You coming or going, mate? The only person who needs therapy is you because one day you're in and the next you're out. So what are you today then? In or out? Lighten up too. You are such a bore. At least I have some fun on here and create an insatiable amount of banter that even the most deluded chuckle at. After all, they know that I remain as 'The Voice of Reason.' Go and have a game of soggy biscuit with aliaspc. I know how 'close' you two have become. What's your average share price here Matis, or like Chris2 (the secret shorter who doesn't think I have worked out what he is doing) are you too shy to tell us all? #thevoiceofreason #soggybiscuit

Glad you agree, Chris2. You are making a habit of agreeing with me as of late. Keep it up...I kinda like it. Right, I'm off for a game of soggy biscuit with TW and then back home to make some spam fritters and pizza leftovers for the tired Simonthezealot who will be back from his 10 hour shift down pit, later tonight. It's tough at the top. #wakemeupwhenthisonereaches1p

Mcsquares..... Mate, you don't need to thank me. Thank your useless CEO who is doing NOTHING to steady the troops and reach out to the PI's. He and I obviously have a very different take on how to manage people's expectations. A conference call wouldn't go amiss, but hey...what do I know? Sliotar....you sound surprised? You were surprised when I said this would drop below 4p. Mate, stop being surprised. Nothing surprises me these days. Good man don't respond, by the way ;) Coming back to you, Mcsquares.....you purchased a couple more tranches the other day, just shy of 1.50p. If you just for once stop jumping the gun, you might be able to buy some more for a better price, which I explained to you a few days ago, but you profess to be the expert trader / investor around here, so you carry-on doing what is best for you. This one is drifting back down to the 1p mark from what I can see and tell. The MM's will probably carry-on walking this down bit by bit every day until they can create a market again. Thank me properly when this hits 1p again. History always repeats itself. Maybe I'll be able to get my 1.03p average back. While the rest of you try and catch a falling knife in order to lower your share price averages, I'll sneak-in below you all, but not at the current price. With things they are at the moment, 1p is fair value IMO. I agree with Joe Creed who I know from the SOU board. #tometoyou

Happy for you that your are clearly managing to enjoy an escape from the Danish weather, Aliaspc. I'm sure you'll get your chance at purchasing another tranche of these miserable shares when the price eventually gets walked down to 1p and probably lower by the MM's. They are not dumb and they must by now realise that there is no market at the current level. The cheeky little drop to 1.30p 5-10 minutes ago and still no real takers because anybody with any intelligence must have by now worked out that in the absence of any groundbreaking news, any sign of profit (let alone breaking-even), no clear, defined strategy and still no share buys from Eric, the share price is surely going to continue its drift down to 1p, or just below at an estimated 0.96p. Hence the Chuckle Brother Broker target price of 0.96p, which I mentioned the other day. The MM's must be bored crazy with no work to do - all 4 of them gazing at their computer screens wondering what on hell to do with the current low buying volumes. Only one thing to do chaps and that is to crate a market at around the 1p level. I bet all 4 of them are looking at the office clock, gagging to leave the office for the day and off to the local London bar for a cold, refreshing pint to cure them from another boring day. God, it must be tedious for them. It really must....and they know I am right because I have worked out their merry patterns by now and it has become all so predictable.

Bunco aka Ookie Cookie Boy, You strike me as one who would yearn to eat the biscuit.

Very funny post, Aliaspc. Made me laugh that one did. I'll give you that one. Soggy biscuit!!!! Hahahahaha, hilarious. You are invested in ZIOC as I am and we both know that will come good....eventually. Plus, I am not heavily invested in that one so am certainly not going to lose any sleep with that little beauty. FRR - is a dog of a share and I bailed out of it, yes (with a very slight profit). Despite me mentioning Zaza in a recent post, I still don't trust him. My Chuckle Brother will exit FRR as soon as he can, which will be soon on the next false spike. I am not a paid deramper / ramper, despite you all wanting me to be. If I was, I'd probably be a millionaire by now with all of the deramping and indeed ramping that I have done in recent times. And I have never crossed paths with TW either. I do however agree with a lot of what he has to say about ailing MYSQ and a whole plethora of other AIM dogs that seem to bark louder and louder by the day. Aliaspc? I hope that your trip out to Phi phi was contemplative? As you sipped on your zesty cocktails, you must have gazed at the rocky stacks wondering if one day in the future you would return as a richer man. Then you awoke from your wet dream. You lot carry on with your fantasies but this share is drifting and drifting and will soon be smooching 1p again. Nobody wants to buy at these high levels and the MM's by now should realise that the market is down at around 1p and not 1.35p. People like round numbers and the MM's do too. #chucklechuckle

Well I for one reckon there are a load of investors who would welcome seeing Eric in-person at the Show and secondly to man-up to the allegations that TW has put to him. For every 'happy' customer' on here, there is definitely an 'unhappy' one, believe me. This is no comic script, no chuckling match. This is about people's hard earned money being used and abused by a CEO that appears not to want to communicate to his PI's or better still, meet with them in-person. At least Zaza over at FRR is coming over to the UK in May so that he can address his PI's in person and look them in the eye. You carry on defending Eric and his lust for wasting your money on misguided strategies. He's only just worked out what Myanmar women like compared to Myanmar men. Now that has to be worth a giant pat on the back. Jesus H Jones the guy should be awarded a knighthood for his discoveries. Failure to turn-up and meet TW on 21st April is a failure full stop. If he can't make it then send your PR guy. Name still escapes me........ Jezza

What I'm more interested in is whether or not Eric will take-up TW's gentlemanly offer of a face-to-face meet-up on April 21st at The Investor Show in London. TW is giving him a chance to defend his company. Some of you have no doubt read the letter / article that TW wrote yesterday? And I guess some of you have chosen to remain tight lipped about it too, right? The big question of my mind is, will Eric ever come back to the UK to meet his adoring group of deluded investors and to look them in the eye and give them open and honest answers? You know how much he enjoyed his last visit....NOT. The rather embarrassing mess-ups he made when answering what were on the face of it, very simple questions - some of which were tossed at him by a past resident of this cherished bb, Multiblagger...errr...I mean....Multibagger, who has seemingly long gone and has disappeared in the same embarrassing whirlwind as the one he arrived in. This company appears to be leaking money FAST and you all know it. The next logical step to make on this broken ladder is to lean on that Rising Dragon loan and then once that money is wasted, to come back to you lot for yet more money to pay for yet more waste-of-time projects. TW has been quite explicit as to the topics he will be covering in a live bearcast on 21st April and has put these directly to Eric / his PR man.....forget his name already because this company don't do PR.......no still can't recall his name. So will Eric be 'man' enough to take TW up on his offer of a face-to-face meeting, or will he stay hiding in his rented high rise in lesser Vietnam and remain a 'mouse'. Time will tell. Tick, tock, tick, tock..... #tometoyou

have fun in the sun...that was supposed to be.