RE: More14 May 2022 13:36
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: Is Crimea ours?
Yes, it is.
And the Donbas?
Also ours.
And Kyiv?
We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks - Thanks, how much do I owe you?
5 euros.
Chill out peeps, it's only a joke, and it's the weekend.