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A victim of brain theft speaks out!

The law of probability says, BP.............

12th April is the annual bus and rail collectors FAIR.

Non humorous endings all round!

I am often reminded of The Psychiatrist episode from Fawlty Towers when I come here for a quick look. This morning, so far, is one of those times.

....hoteliers and their staff are once again stood down.

The captain is once again absent without leave, 'firing on three cylinders'. I fully expect the 4th cylinder to re engage when and if there is any sign of an upturn.

Marie Celeste all round.

I'll open the bidding at a spread of 7.5/7.8p for the re emergence of Captain Fishcake.

'Follow me men, I'm right behind you' Shouted Willyfizz from beneath the kitchen table.

Not just the 'doom merchants' BB. LOL. Aye aye Captain gibberish.

Just pick your own number, Spartac. Everybody else does.

.......and others 'Magically appeared' when it rose too. Only to disappear once it fell from day highs.

SJM. A pompous sanctimonious no hoper. Karma often revisits quickly.

1. I put variable prices because I don't know how much they are getting paid.

2. I don't know many people 'In business' as you so aptly labelled it, who do something for nothing.

3. Go in to town tomorrow, see if you can get a life. :)

Someone at £13,£15, £18, £20 an hour collecting the post is 'Business Savvy'? OK.

Don't laugh, Wolfie. Some days they save almost 3 quid.

Great news for agoraphobics: A cure is just around the corner.

Admiral Nelson has left the conning tower. Prepare to dive.

Our Ortex correspondent is warming up as I type. Expect gibberish anytime soon.

@08:46. 'Back into 5’s as it traded at yesterday next 30 mins'! Not long to wait, Sharebel. Let's see.

Meet on Friday? We'll see.