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Great idea.. we had one last year and it exploded like a plum pudding:-)))

Come on Peter, I’m trying to be friends here..

Can I ask you something in total confidence please.. do you still live at home with your mum .. I know I did for a while in my late thirties..

I got one of them peaky benders flat caps but it hasn’t turned me into inkisblue yet and I’m nowhere near getting me own estate with a gun to kill vermin wot like he has.

Richard Kaz today

Let’s hope our drone gets back to southern Spain without incident:-)

Possible rich, stupid share only goes up when nowts doin

Of Chartist2

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far it is possible to go." -- T.S. Eliot

A Miner and a Nun are lost on a donkey on the la parrilla hills when the donkey dies of exhaustion the miner says to the nun "i havent really seen a woman naked before" the nun says "really is that so" the miner then says "yes it is true will you please get naked for me while we spend what are soon to be last hours in the alive" the nun says "yes i will" the nun strips down to her birthday suit and the 49er looks at her vagina and says "whats that?" the nun says "its my black hole you stick things in it and it brings life" the priest says "oh really" the nun reply's " yes " the nun shortly after says i havent seen a man naked will you please get naked for me as i did for you" the miner reply’s"indeed" he strips down to his birthday suit and the nun stares at his willie, the nun shortly after says "whats that?" the miner reply's "thats my staff of life you stick it in black holes and it brings life" the nun replys "well stick it up the donkeys black hole and lets get a move on, we’ve tungsten to dig and pies to make!"

Mmmm, crisis and risk management. There’s a topic and a half. I spent a lot of my life in this most peculiar fear zone.. I specialised in post disaster event restoration and business survival strategy..
happy days them were like..
take me back, country road

We truly are in a winning craft folks.. sit back and enjoy the rest of the voyage

These lasses wear hob nailed knickers inky.
I met this lass one nite in the gasworks pub lounge... nor, I’ll get another ban

The ten pence party.. it’s about the one I’d vote for at the moment

Yup, we need to hit the money pages kev and the pick lists .. me finks

Drone out for

Cos troa is number one around here

Them sisters will be running the Xmas eve werks party on Monday for the hard working team.. jelly an ice cream, carols and sister Ethel with her famous ‘who wants to play hide the sausage roll behind the bike shed game’ ... in all truth Richard, time for a cracker full of rns’s yet :-)

Never heard of him till you mentioned him, seems a bit sophisticated to me.
Strangely enough I’ve a pal who’s not long retired as a drag artiste. He has more ball gowns than a Conservative party cabinet wardrobe. I grew up with his older sister who’s a teacher and quite insane. Poor Tim had no chance of surviving with his somewhat flamboyant teenage ways in Hartlepool and made a fortune singing and telling mucky stories in clubs and resorts. I guess once it’s hinted at that you shouldn’t wear eye liner at boys brigade parades the scripts kind of written.
He was better looking than 90% of the wimin in Hartlepool and could fight like an wild cat.. he lives in Spain and drives home four or five times a year as he’s terrified of flying.
he’s probably the nicest woman I’ve never slept with. :-)

Ha, I was chatting one morning about Everest to a chap on here while drinking tea in a London railway station.. id love to spend a month at Tengboche Monastery as a student troa..