RE: Asset sales and valuation28 Jan 2026 13:50
Oh Rach on the forum, typing in CAPS,
Proclaiming doom between coffee and naps.
“Eighty mil stock!” you cry with a shiver,
As if spreadsheets personally punched your liver.
You pound out posts with theatrical flair,
Red candles everywhere—except in your care.
“SELL NOW!” you shout, like a town crier panicked,
While quietly hoping your short isn’t manic.
Charts keep on climbing, the bids roll on in,
But Rach has a feeling (which beats facts, you see).
TA drawn with crayons, a forecast from vibes,
And a tinfoil thesis that simply won’t die.
The market just yawns, gives a casual shrug,
While Rach hits refresh like it owes them a hug.
Eighty mil traded? The tape doesn’t flinch—
But Rach swears collapse is occurring by inch.
So here’s to the deramper, brave keyboard in hand,
Fighting liquidity one post at a time.
May your caps lock recover, your FUD take a rest,
And your next hot prediction at least beat a guess.