The Big Man21 Nov 2020 21:18
Walking past my local church recently when God stuck his head over the railings, said he had seen my Monchetundra Flaps t-shirt and asked if I posted on here. Said I did occasionally and he requested I pass on an experience he had recently. He had a gig blessing a new vodka distillery in Monchegorsk, was on his final approach over snow topped hills when he spotted a freezing, starving wild eyed man armed with a Black and Decker, kitchen scales and a home chemistry kit deliriously rambling that it was worth £3.50 and he was going to prove it. Said his name was Rooker or Bowker or something.