Member Info for Ericthered

Otherwise mule be sorry?

Don't worry iar, if he touches your ass we'll have him done for bestiality

That's probably divan thing we can agree on.

It mattress not MB.

That's rather a blanket statement. Depends what going on under the duvet!

Hair curling? That ship has sailed! : )

I was going to point that out but didn't want to make waves.

I won't, I'll plasma self. (best read aloud with a Scottish accent)

I'm sure all of our hearts, including (the usual suspects) bleed for mrc.

Peaking of maypoles, Have a listen to the Padstow Mayday song: "ummer is a Coming" by teeleyepan.

Just wondering, I know he's no longer with us (ha ha!) but was Yune really a he or in fact a he?

I potted it straight away.

MB, you really must try and treat the board with the seriousness it deserves. On second thoughts, carry on as you are, you already do! : )

That's just completely barking.

Not far from the toe actually, Collarbria.

Could be MrsB although I'm currently working on a story cashing in on the recent spate of dog thefts by organised criminal gangs. The criminal mastermind is Don Corgileone.

There's no charge for the extra "notorious" by the way! : )

Bruno "Ultra" Bellambi was actually a notorious Neapolitan hit man for the Cornetto family in the notorious ice cream wars of the late 60's. He was a stone cold killer and thought to be responsible for the murder of Johnny "The Flake" Gelato and for at least 99 members of the Viennetta family ending up in the freezer. He was on the FBI's Most Wanted List but always managed to melt away when cornered. He disappeared completely 1970 taking all his lolly with him.
Well, it's as believable as anything else on here!

Cycle clips, goggles and leathers eh? Sounds a bit Tutti Frutti to me!

Can I just reassure people that I'm not actually in the mafia (or the Mob berley as it's called in Cheshire). In fact I'm a choirboy. Favourite kind of music? Anything sung by the Sopranos!