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Do we need to put an APB out for the Captain?

GLA

Pointless morning rhyme
Green box them every time (except this one)

GLA

It’s bloody boring though at the moment isn’t it.....

GLA

Captain comes up from his cabin and asks the bosun to weigh the anchor....

He returns 10 minutes later to enquire why the ship hasn’t moved and why the chief filtered botfly is standing on some bathroom scales

“ I thought I told you to weigh the anchor...”

The bosun replies “ My apologies Captain, my hearing ain’t what it used to be...”

GLA
...may I have my coat as well please.....

Morning Ian

May I have 18 Feb 2021 as my latest guess please.

Thanks

GLA

WTF!?!?

I know it’s not over until the fat lady sings but she’s just lost a hell of a lot of weight in the last hour. Come on Eurasia don’t #### it up now......

GLA

Yep Harry I hear you- I guess this is like waiting for the next Bond Film. you know its going to be a belter, all the right people are involved in it, you expected it to have already been released but you just fear its going to be delayed yet again and there's nowt you can do about it.

No worries, I'll carry on sitting here stroking my white cat and wait for M to call.....

GLA

To be honest whilst this is great news to get the official thumbs up, I was expecting a bigger increase to have realised today. I'm in it until the fat lady sings etc but we've been at these numbers before so it doesn't feel like the SP has made any significant ground.

Just my lockdown impatience but hell it's good to talk......

Next RNS please....

I could see a lot overlooking it at first, thinking it was just the usual dog food- but if they also head it up at £8.30 or £8.50 I'd be over the moon to be caught out.

GLA
#justforfun

So the Russian Holidays are now at an end
Another frustrating wait for us over the icy weekend
And Monday cant come quick enough
The wine will help- I've still got enough of the stuff
And then it's all back on line
Ready to go at 6.59
Poised to see the breaking news
Lets hope we're singing to wake up the street
And not sinking down in to the May be tomorrow f in Blues.

GLA
#getonwithit

...doors to manual and cross check complete....do not unfasten your seat belts until the Captain has instructed you to do so....

GLA

Morning Ian,

May I have the 7 Jan as my latest attempt please.

Thanks

So if the expected update
Simply doesn’t come
And we’re sitting here at 1 O’Clock
Feeling cheated, sad and glum
Then tonight’s the night
To let it all go
As this ship is not about to list!
Grab your rum, your whisky, your favourite grog
And let’s get biblically ####ed!!!!!

Ahoy!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you and yours are all well.

GLA

‘Twas two days before Christmas
And excitement brewed in the air
The shipmates were stirring
And pulling up their deck chairs
All eyes on the crows nest
Awaiting the scream
The red dot appearing
And the confirmation of the dream
At last we all realise
What it is they have found
And now there’s no more guessing
On what exactly’s in the ground...

GLA

Nah, we just need “the plank” and the green filter.

GLA

Yep, s**t week, very little to smile about except ......

It’s got to come one day ....surely.....hasn’t it....FFS

Can’t resist...

https://youtu.be/nxj--MkqACY

Three steps to heaven...

Come on EUA, LETS AV IT!!!!

Well, we’re not seeing much fomo as yet, if we are to expect some cracking news to appear tomorrow. ?!?!?!

Come on, let’s have some action!!!

Forget the tales of old Davy Jones
And the sea vermin that feast upon them old bones
As this ships ‘eading to pastures blue
And a bounty of treasure for me and for you....

GLA