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Good Evening Gentlemen,
My ARRS deal went through last Friday without a hitch. We just need Sterling to tank before the conversion date.
The poo has risen this past week but the run's unlikely to continue. We must continue to pray for a NO DEAL Brexit to enrichen us. But there are glad tidings: Theresa's backbone is holding up and we have packed her off to Brussels with a pack of papers and a brick in her handbag. We sympathise with the Europeans and understand that is the only deal available.
Mohammad is throwing a 'Nubians Knights' party tomorrow evening and there will be 'Treats for Ra'. My little T-Rexess is so looking forward and is dressing appropriately for the party. My little brain has broken down. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been a busy week. Following on from fitting Theresa with a backbone, we have been issuing and fitting many more this past week. We even had to fit one to JRM. We are now clean out of backbones, and just like in the film 'Battle of Britain', I have to report... 'All backbones are up.' I feel a certain amount of trepidation that the black dog felt.
The omens are not good for us BP investors, as Sterling is rallying on a SELL-OUT DEAL. And when our big nob, big bob, spoke for a SELL-OUT DEAL, I had a moment of weakness. 'God save the Queen!', we must girder our loins.
My little T-Rexess has been Miss Marple last week. Stephanie, aka 'Anne', we are delighted that you want to be a hostess at our parties but frankly, you are a tad 'ripe' and your 'loose tongue' wouldn't please any of our guests.
Tally-ho, let us pray for victory so that we negotiate the REAL-DEAL starting from the 30th March 2019. My maggot sized brain is being eaten. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
The past week was all going to plan until Theresa started to talk about getting into bed with the 'by the lady' SOCIALISTS and other nefarious groups! We and the markets were wrong-footed for a while and sterling strengthened and BP weakened on NO BREXIT. By Friday it became clear that Theresa and Spreadsheet were only teasing and there was a correction.
Naturally, my little T-Rexess' Sussex friends have been teasing too and my little T-Rexess was shaken to the core by Theresa's trickery.
I am throwing an impromptu 'Longers' party this evening to put a smile back on my little T-Rexess' face. Obviously, Spreadsheet is not invited. Tiny brain is crumbling. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
BP has moved back closer to my median in the last week but the real excitement is about to begin. Be in no doubt that NO DEAL Brexit will see BP climb and our dividends soar. We will deliver our 'Coup' starting this week.
BJ knows a solitary harpy is a real pain in the neck, divulging fetishes and other embarrassing secrets, but as a nation we have 150,000,000 of 'em AND THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE THEIR WORST HALVES! Anything less than NO DEAL and the EU will hang our nation out to dry. My flea-sized brain is imploding. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Ve had a vundebar holiday skiing, my little T-Rexess and I and now we are energised and ready to INVEST. I have never felt so alive as what I do now, as we prepare to leave the EU with NO DEAL.
I am pleased I got the dividend ...eventually, just as BP stopped the oil leak ...eventually. More free-wheelin' from BP.
Investors fearing the demise of King Oil to Electric Blue need fear not. If Dyson's electric heaters are anything to go by, the cars will cut-out on a steep incline and be attracted to magnetic North in the rain.
We are now in the final days of Theresa's premiership and our BJ is ready to assume command. Long live England and the UK! Tiny brain gone. bfn Bottoms Up - yar yar!
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Theresa did us no favours by announcing she was cancelling the vote last Monday, when she should have equally announced that on our sterling conversion date. Consequently, there will no Champers in the servants' Christmas stockings this year. I have heard that French plonk softens some palettes at a throw-away price, so that will do.
Theresa has developed a strong masochistic in recent months and my little T-Rexess sees potential for her at one of our parties. We are all quite DELIGHTED that Theresa is now mobilising the UK for NO-DEAL.
My little T-Rexess and I are off skiing to Austria for Christmas. A happy Yuletide to all. Teeny brain dead. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Last week was the week that was with 'My other love' taking a pounding. Needless to say, my little T-Rexess' Sussex friends have been teasing but their happy faces were short-lived when my little T-Rexess mentioned BARC and LLOY. BP rode the storm well by comparison as Donnie is beginning to lose his way. Let's hope BJ finally shoves Theresa out of No 10 this week. Her Brexit deal is an embarrassment.
Well at least we should get an >8p divi. Some crumbs of comfort. Tiny brain disappearing. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Watching Theresa trying to sell her Brexit to the world and our nation has been almost as embarrassing as watching an escort trying to sell condoms to a nun. Thankfully she will be put out of her misery soon and God-willing, BJ will takeover. Our conversion date falls tantalisingly the day before the vote but one hopes that our 'No Deal' is factored in by then, despite Michael's treachery.
My other love, GSK, had a wonderful week last week and is set for STARDOM. My little T-Rexess is out having her 'hair done' this evening and left me in the very capable hands of her favourite. The young Europeans are no match for the Carribeans. The sooner we exit EU the better. Tiny brain packed up. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
This last week went splendidly until Michael was supposed to resign but as usually he went yellow and wobbly just like a blancmange. Still, there remains time for sterling to tank fully before our dividend conversion date.
Theresa has no confidence in our United Kingdom that it will once again rise from ashes to become an ultra-low tax economy and levelling the playing field by devaluation. It is quite right that the UK has no confidence in Theresa.
There are concerns that the BP board is 'freewheeling' atm. A very disappointing dividend. The SP will fail to push on without substantial divi hikes.
On a happier note, my little T-Rexess and I are looking at a brand new Bell 407 helicoptor. My little T-Rexess is looking forward to 'dropping in' on her Sussex friends. Tiny brain gone. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been a spectacular week even if BP has failed to excite us with a miserly dividend. ARRS has piled on 40%+ in the last month netting me £100,000s.
My little T-Rexess has been equally excited and she has been full of appreciation. She is bringing 'reinforcements' to this evening's party 'to fulfil my dreams'. I really cannot imagine! Teeny brain gone. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess has had a fabulous day telling her Sussex friends of our good luck with Arris. My little T-Rexess loved the look on their face when she was able to tell them of the takeover. 'Just like being slapped across the face with a dead fish', she beamed.
My little BeauTy is coming good and I am waiting for the shirt to completely fall off the back of VOD investors before I pick it up. Meanwhile, I am expecting BP not to disappoint us hard-working investors. Fly-brain tired. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess has been clucking like a chicken..., yes I know, like a chicken, as the footsie tanked by 10% in recent weeks and her friends teased her. However, it is who laughs last that laughs longest. My little T-Rexess will be visiting her Sussex friends in her new Aston db11 next week.
BP was always going to be firm but my other love, GSK, for a while got caught in the stampede. Sense has now prevailed and strategy holds as I lost £100,000s and then gained £100,000s.. With the Mr Khoshaggi affair Donnie should look to BP for his oil like the southern States looked to BP for funding following the accident. Teeny brain dead. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My good friend Dmitri took a 'little Birdies' advice last week and briefly joined the 10M club and made a few guineas. Consequently, Dmitri has invited my little T-Rexess and I on a hunt next week. No doubt my little T-Rexess will be wanting to nip foxes behind the ear in Sussex on her mount Ebony.
Dmitri has already gifted my little T-Rexess some Pravda in an atomiser. Alas, such is the Russian sense of humour.
There is going to be more fireworks this week at conference which will continue to bolster BP SP, as sterling remains under pressure. BP is under sound management now and divis will continued to escalate. Brain is dead. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Friday last was quite delicious. Not only did we receive the new escalating dividend, but the scene is now set for 'hostilities' with EU that will see sterling tank. BP and my other love, GSK, are poised for STARDOM! I have even heard that sterling will be devalued as counter-measures against the dastardly EU. We are British and will prevail!
My little T-Rexess couldn't help but laugh as Theresa told off the EU leaders for being disrespectful. It is time to devalue and see who laughs next.
My tiny brain hurts. bfn
Good evening gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess and I have had the most marvellous holiday and I am looking forward to roll my sleeves up and INVEST once more.
The evening's entertainment was excellent and quite inexpensive to arrange yet again. My little T-Rexess was utterly thrilled with all the goodwill that the locals had to offer. I have never seen her so overwhelmed since our honeymoon.
David and Theresa are venting their spleens over one another for another time and one hopes that sterling will tank this week. In the pincher move, Liam had a go at 'Spreadsheet' which surely should clinch it like a West Indian bum.
GLA with the divi. My tiny brain is killing me. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess has had migraines recently. Her raptor friends have been teasing her by suggesting that BP is somehow responsible for causing climate change and that the BP SP will go down. 'I am NOT downgrading to a mansion in SUSSEX', my little T-Rexess roared. She can still silence the jungle and that is why I love her, soo cute. I just reminded my little T-Rexess that the current heatwave is fake news and President Trump says climate change is just more darn fake news.
My little T-Rexess is mightily cheered by Brexit as sterling sinks lower and lower for huge divis. Tiny brain hurts, bfn.
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess has gone out for the evening to have her 'hair done' in celebration of our wudest day yet, leaving me and the went-boy alone for the evening.
I must say Billybigun, welcome to our 100K club, although I do hope you are not one of the blighters in the 1M club, I do find them terribly boring.
My tiny brain is about to explode again and my eyesight is going. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
A quick word before my little T-Rexess invites to head-bashing under the sheets.
I'm not sure how you gentlemen have handled the previous weeks gyrations, but my miniscule brain has been quite overwhelmed. I have been thinking of joining the UK economy in jumping off the cliff edge, only to find I am jumping in a sea of Champers. Anyhow, Boris is playing a blinder, lowering the exchange rate for another gangbusters divi. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen, BP is continuing to impress global investors with its ruthless efficiency and opening the new markets. The global economy is making steady progress and BP is fuelling it. It seems steady as she goes with further strengthening of SP. I suspect bumper profits are on the way with a hike in the dividend. Thank you for the advice Daytradernovice. Yes, the new tax-free allowance is £2K down from £5K last year. More austerity on the back of Brexit. I do have a HSDL ISA which is used for this year but the HSDL account allows you easily to invest outside the ISA. My tiny brain is done for now. bfn
Dear Gentlemen, Thank you kindly for all the advice. I rather like the suggestion of making use of the wife somewhat! Although you are much too kind letting them visit the shops IMHO. Urghhh, it is so complicated. The dastardly HMRC make it sooo complicated. My little brain was totally overwhelmed by line 3 and there were pages of the stuff. I think the gentleman that wrote it all must have sadistic tendancies. So dividends may not be CG after all, although to me, I have gained capital, n'est pas?? It was so uncomplicated 400 years ago when stealing was heroic. bfn