Paranoia meets the world11 Mar 2018 22:41
Big bank plc, Carrillion fall out meeting: 'What's our sector exposure?' - 'We hold some debt with IRV' - 'I'm getting some heat what are their chances?' - Lackey - 'Erm, maybe 50/50' - 'Sell it on, get what you can'
Links golf course somewhere in Scotland, 'Who's wetting their pants today?' - 'Construction service sector sir, there is an opportunity, Interserve' - 'Analysis?...' - 'Profitable, 80,000 employees, �3bn+ turnover, usual construction kitchen sink job on appointment of CEO, market cap of peanuts' - 'I need more give me proof!' - 'The new CEO is a woman, Construction/woman she is going to be good' - 'Excellent, go squeeze some jittery bankers'
Long fund HQ -' I'm looking for value with potential, somewhere where the opposition has gone bust...' - 'Maybe IRV? But watch out for a debt/equity swap sir!' - 'Christian, I think that they would need to consult me before going down that route'
Prune your Bush llp Thursday 8th March, Morning Prayers, Dorothy: 'Ideas guys who are we going to short today? Scarecrow?' - Scarecrow: 'IQE?', Dorothy: -'Don't be daft mate, that ship capsized in muddy waters. Tinman?' - Tinman: 'Anything that Neil is buying!' - Dorothy: 'Good, like it but we aren't a tracker! Lion man?' - Lion man ' Interserve, everyone else is doing it what can go wrong?' - Dorothy 'Love it, do it, down the pub! Back here at closing!'
Prune your Bush llp 8th March, evening prayers: Dorothy: 'Weep little Lion Man, you have to tell the boss that we just shorted a share that went up 44% in a day...'