Bit of fun whilst we wait3 Aug 2018 10:44
Mr Cadbury Met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.It was after eight .They got off at Quality street. He asked her name `Polo, Im the one with the hole she said with a whispa, I`m Marathon, the one with the nuts, He replied.He touched her crème eggs and put his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic-tacs.it was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy center.But 3 days later his Sherbet Dip started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and hes got F....king Allsorts.