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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters........
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Normandy
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Feb 2, 2007, 6:05:18 PM
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Read out loud Ronnie Barker did on BBC
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
worked
very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the
end
of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and
the
other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they
had
fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the
ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her
name
was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin
and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who
had
buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
there
would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly
the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella,
and
she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the
sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off
a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking
brown
cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters
without
success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack
in
the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig
bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived
his
life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
now I have your attention..can we put a line under the ****e of the last few days on here...stick to ramping/deramping.
feel free to have this removed...past caring.
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