:0)31 Mar 2021 11:04
Sorry to hear of bad news Wilson, I hope this helps:
++++
John had been having constant headaches ever since his teenage years.
His doctor had tried many cures, but the headaches persisted.
One day, the doctor asks John to take off his trousers.
After examining John, he thinks he sees the problem.
"You have a rare condition," explains the doc.
"Your testicl*s are pressed up against your spinal cord, giving you headaches.
This condition has only one cure: Castrati*n."
So John agrees to Castrati*n, and after successful surgery, is so relieved his headaches are gone, he decides to go clothes shopping.
He enters a very high class tailor's shop and says to the tailor, "I'd like to buy a new shirt, please." But before he can tell the tailor his shirt size, the tailor has already produced a shirt.
John inspects the shirt closely. Much to his amazement, the tailor has gotten all the measurements exactly right.
Then he asks for a new pair of trousers. The tailor gives him a pair of trousers, and once again, he gets all the measurements exactly right.
"This is all well and good," says John, "but you might need some help selecting the right underwear."
When the tailor gives him the underwear, John says "That's the first thing you've got wrong - I take a Medium, not a Large"
"Are you sure?" asks the tailor. "Because a size M would press your testicles against your spinal cord, and you'd get a terrible headache."