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If you have nuts on a wall they're called Wall nuts
nuts on your chest are called Chestnuts
so what are nuts on ya chin called.......
A blow job
Pw I'm pretty sure everyone doing jokes are wondering how bad can we go , and is that joke for a B.B
First the dodo, then dodi
I bet dido is $hittin her pants
Eeee Bonkers haha.
What kind of Bees produce milk? Boobees
That's true Sammy haha, just need a bit of positivity to get the SP up haha. Believe in the magic.
There's 27 bones in your hand
28 when I'm lonely
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables
Sunflower oil is made from sun flowers
What's baby oil made from
PW, it's not serious enough for LPD to grace the Board today ..
Not enough data, stats, attendance figures flying around...
Only banter LPD before you roast me..
:-)
FI you win! :-)))))) I really didn't think my post would be followed up like this. Come on investors, another round!
FunInvester you must be the winner so far with those jokes haha. :)
I went to my barber and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise, so he gave me a cushion to sit on.
Not here and the SP goes up, not complaining ;-)
Sammy18, Latpulldown must be having a day off?
Hopefully FunInvester, keep the positively going :)
Funinvestor and Latpulldown go out for a drink together...
;-)
This one's not a joke (hopefully):
Are we going to hold above the previous 86.xx resistance today do we think? :-)
(crosses fingers)
I heard Bilbo Baggins died of a Viagra overdose.
Apparently old Hobbits die hard
My Nan hates her new stairlift. Drives up the ****ing wall.
What's the difference between Bogie's and sprouts.
Kids will eat Bogies haha
I'm loving the jokes haha, I'm creased.
It is helping the SP rise!! Ha.
What is the odd one out.......
Washing machine
Fridge
Tumble dryer
A Woman
Tumble dryer all the rest leak.
Bit of laughter seems to be helping the sp.
I've got a couple,
What get's bigger when you suck it?
What goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2.
A hole in a polo
A tea bag.
Old ones I know. haha
He !!!
It could be a Lesbian...!!!
Heres one for Bastante Salvaje, as shes into ring pieces...
Theres 3 rings in marriage .
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
He may even hit it PW :-0
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. :)