RE: theprodigy26 Sep 2018 18:55
Turn left at the post office, 2 miles on the right you'll see an old lady peeling spuds, go straight on at the next bus you'll be nearing the city (you'll know because the streets are paved with gold). At the water well turn left, you'll see an old man in a ten gallon hat! You've made it.
If you get lost just stop anyone and ask directions, very friendly those fackin laaandeners....