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To all those HE1 Shareholders who were the previous Winners of the Sh tty End of the Stick Award in the Most Disappointing Share competition in 2021 and then again in 2022.

This is for you, because they could not have done it without you.

Ladies and gentlemen and Delusional lse posters!

Winner of the Sh tty End of the Stick in 2023.

Is once again HE1!

Bravo to HE1 for the days, weeks, months after months of unwavering consistency in treating its shareholders like the moronic fools they find themselves to be today.

Well done!

And HE1 you automatically qualify for 2024 as well! (if doesn't go bust before then)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2JcNVaKgkXE

@obstando

You posted about this guy before.

Khaled7814 Jan 2022 16:59

We are clearly in the presence of genius!

At 08.43 and with the SP at 8.60 Khaled posted this "Guys, sell this asap as this will go down to below 8 and close to 7p"

We are blessed to receive advice from someone who joined LSE today and yet feels the need to tell us all how we should invest our money!

Another Johnny come lately who thinks he's one of the big boys - comedy gold!

Where do you think him and others like him are on this board now? What names are they using now? So you can call them out but when I troll them you post at me Ill be forgotton? Everything known about this share is being discussed by these people in boiler rooms right now. Yes there are really blatant ones like Khaled but also insidious ones who no one suspects them to be. Fact is there will be more of them piling in very soon.

Role playing Im just a LTH, Im just retired, I wrote to the board and they said blah next week, Im an investor, and then the Double digits, this will fly next week, to the moon soon and the old dreary chestnut of must be rns Monday and... well, you know the rest.

And yes I will be forgotton but I only get my time in the Sun when these rampers I am trolling try trolling back. I know its annoying for others who are not rampers. And no Im not the ramper police or this boards chosen vigilante im just tired of these tw, ats acting with impunity and would like to make it difficult for them. Gets a wee release of my frustration at our one step forward 3 back progress.

And what actually is HE1? A hook line with biggest reservoir Helium in it, a website thats rarely updated, a few talking head vids on proactive investors, a failed drill campaign, a sacked manager who swam in bubbles, a failed loi failed mou, a new manager a possible bedshare with a bang bust competitor and socials, telegram, twitter and BB boards ramping it like its BP. I dont mind the Traders good on them Trade away.

It is the snake fake name pump and dump kn, obs on these BB that I despise and troll back.

And rather than ignore me you were annoyed enought to comment at me!

I went fishing for trolls but caught allsorts!

And for those types who would rather read the rampers!

Dont worry they are coming!

Comedy Gold indeed x

Dai

I liked you better when it was just you and old void taking nonsense back and forth for months.

now you're just fodder for the rampers who have gained your trust

hope it all works out for you

stay safe old fool

Triplstar

just for you from an earlier post

because you all keep making predictions

so here is a prediction based on previous HE1 form -

long silence - rns saying rig contract fell through but not our fault but speaking with other providers -

long silence again , now sourcing a rig Q4 2023 -

long long silence - Jan 2024 rns saying Q3 of 2024 its all systems go

and all the happy clappers and drilling rig google spotter experts on this HE1 Lse board go into weekly frenzies and continue -

blindly arguing with each other over lies they tell each other, desperately hoping , making more stuff up, looking at screenshots from google earth, telling each other lies again and saying 'to the moon, soon', its a great story, we will be rich, rich I tell ya, calculating how much they will make and saying RNS Monday every Friday ad infinitum like they are on the spectrum

while HE1 drag it torturously on into Q1 Q2 Q3 then Q4 2024

then finally they actually get a rig contract - Hooray! Happy clappers wet themselves

deploy said rig -Hooray Again ! Happy clappers in feeding frenzy of soaking underpants now

and drill with said rig Hooray and 3 Cheers for He1 is a jolly good fellow - happy clappers fainting with ecstatic joy booking Lambos and chartering yachts

then long silence

and then tah dah

all the big investors magically know when to take their money out

just before

we get the rns saying

so sorry

duster

again

you don't want to be out of this over the weekend

do you x

Yes PatmaBum

Im feeling ok, got my hat and sunscreen thanks

Are you waiting on another google earth screenshot of rectangle huts to fawn over and pretend its a rig?

I am just going outside and may be some time

Oh TL2482

I am still so jealous that you get to actually speak with Lorna and she tells you its going to be just fine!

And your inside line to Jermyn too!

How wonderful you are on here!

Its so cool

its so great

its so lying shameless bastard-ish

its actually just

sad

I know its great isn't it.

Tell Lorna I said hi!

You wrote

This is a story stock, with the story to unfold over the next 4 months, and both He1 and NHE will undoubtedly be pumping out the media and comms between them over this period. It should be one of the hottest and most closely followed drills this summer, in a market that isn't offering too much else.

have a quick look at the ex Anadarko/ but now Total project in northern Mozambique not far from border Tanzania.

This was/is the biggest LNG find in Africa, a true mega project and only now just starting back after being shut down for 2 years by local islamic terrorists operating in that part of the world.

What makes you think that HE1/Noble will get a free ride from those boys once their projects become so well known?

All the dreamers on here just think its all logistical problems that HE1 will have.

Just wait until the Allah Akbar kids get a sniff

And no its not that far away

Was that it? thought get more bites than that

a lot of effort went into that trolling and not even a bite from rodger jolly

Patmagroin welcome back

anyways

we still don't have a rig or a contract or anything since 2021

it would be wise to remember that with all the excitement recently over noble this noble that noble maybe

we don't know so we will walk it alone nonsense being spouted

so here is a prediction based on previous he1 form -

long silence - rns saying rig fell through but not our fault but speaking with other providers - long since, now sourcing a rig Q4 2023 - long silence - Jan 2024 rns saying Q3 of 2024 deffo all systems go

and all the happy clapper experts on this he1 Lse board continue arguing, desperately hoping, making stuff up, looking at screenshots from google earth, telling each other 'to the moon, soon', its a great story, we will be rich, rich I tell ya, ad infinitum

while he1 drag it on to Q4 2024

then finally a drill

and tah dah

duster

again

you don't want to be out of this over the weekend x

do you

yep why don't i sell and f- off

fish in a barrel

Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaQ18DsfMcw

rodger jolly - short memory- see youtube link - off you scuttle back to under your rock

TL thought you had spoken already to Justin? - still makes me laugh that one

all you experts spent a full day yesterday saying nothing but telling each other little white lies

posting lists of ships to from sfax -daresalam - gogsglog why? Cusp of History anytime soon?

then showing each other screenshots of rectangles on google earth from April 2023? ( skitters just stop it, its sad rubbish and sad rubbish)

a return of rabid paid ramper (s) saying how great skitters google earth screenshot is- ( you Pat-myballs-share, bad smell back)

and now putting down anyone who asks about and highlights facts ( oh KeefOz you used to be sane-ish, what happened?)

and the obese welshman just dives right in amongst it all

now after NHEs blant twitr lies and its surprising trading halt

its now all we can go it alone ( TL spoke to LB said it so it must be true)

and now its all next week next week imo ( from Coco clown who just cant seem to stop saying that)

we just need a - I don't want to be out of this over the week end

any takers - go on you know you want too

desperate sad rampers

Wow again Rodger Jolly

arrived on the HE1 board in Feb 2023 and its only May/June 2023 and is now telling people to sell if they don't like it here!

arrogant no nothing

Wow Rodger Jolly how insightful, how thoughtful, death comes after life? And its inevitable?

Well I never, but there you go what did we expect except nuggets of brass from an old pirate and master of flummery.

And then in your grandee opinion 'Current Status' arrogantly means you should divulge AGAIN another insightful brain fart and give us all another rumbustious Prediction of drum roll Tah Dah ----Mid June!

Like you actually know something and are not just fking hoping and guessing, based on info that's weeks old now.

Simple as that really?

Really is it that simple?

So that's that then, we just all bow to your superior knowledge cos its that simple and wait until mid June?

I would have thought a thread titled 'Current status' means just what it is-

That it is now Q3 and there is still no rig contract, which means no rig movement, which means no drilling in Q3, no nothing except in your fertile imagination its all really simple and all happening mid June?

Joined up all those dots did we, joined up all those fast moving parts out with everyone's control at HE1, all from your comfy sofa!

Wow! Your a hero that's what you are, a HE1 saviour, your just what this board needed, some one who can predict the future! Can you let us all know when Q4 is incoming too, and what is happening and who why what where etc !

Just bravo to you and TL (who also says its all good as he talks to Laura and Jermyn) who have arrived this year and can save us all and make us rich, but we have to shut up and wait! Gotcha! Zip mouth and snooooze!

Simple!

There are many who follow this board, but who don't comment and have lived through many other no nothing experts just like you (Trek £5) and can see you for what you are, so stop it, and your blind idiotic defense of the paid ramper coco showed you up for the Motley you are.

Oh TL2482 that has put my silly enquiring WTF is going on mind at rest.

Knowing you have spoken to Lorna . What's she like in real life? Did she really call me a moaning B ?

Oh how cool is that ,Lorna actually spoke about me!

Am I just thrilled ? You betcha!

Let me run to the bank and return with a wheelbarrow full of beer tokens and invest it all again cos our mate TL has (again) spoken to Lorna . Or was it Justyn?

In fact give old Stalker a call tell him it is ok you have subdued the WTF questions on the board and the rampers are back in control ! Get a wee bonus for that lie too!

Awaiting with bated breath your next reply. x

Clown

Crunch Time?

Like in 2021?

Or 2022 when those many many crunch times came and went with the exact same M.O.

promises - long silences - delays more silences- promises

and the happy clapper baying at anyone who asked WTF is going on?

sell ? oh wow no ones ever said that on a BB to anyone who is pointing out the obvious to the ramper boys

Did Lorna tell you to say that in her email reply ?

TL2482

Maybe you could email Justyn and Lorna again and ask them to have a read of it and get them throw those dates in the Horoscope out there to all those other delusional fanatical believers like yourself.

These posts are not my opinion, these posts are from my anger at tw-ts like you and the rest of the happy clappers forever incessantly ramping this share with stupid predictions that go nowhere, do nothing except highlight the non Facts that you work with? Mystic Meg would do better than your tripe. (read your own posts from way way back to, eh , let me see wow Feb 2023? and you call me a new guy? obviously counting backwards is not a strong point with you).

The board is full of kn-b heads like you harping on like you actually know something while nothing has been signed.

Let me repeat that NOTHING HAS BEEN SIGNED - no rig no deployment no nothing.

How is that for a FACT you can only work with? Don't read my posts block me scroll on.

But deep in your heart you know there is something not right about all this, that's why your angry at me.

Christo 122

Quite the detective!

Bravo

Cut and Paste well spotted!

Soon you will be applying for who wants to be a millionaire!

Oh wait a minute you obviously don't need to as your invested here and you are going to be rich anyway.

How silly of me. Never mind.

Here's one I did write, just for you - Pluto will enter Uranus while Venus enters Mercury with a rig that's still not been signed. But lets all make stuff up to convince each other that its all going well (again) until it is not!

Seems having a number in your name is the new paid ramper codesign.

Ciao Bellas x

June is here, meaning we’re already almost halfway through the year. It’s gone quick, right? Get ready for the month ahead.

June is going to be the month of appreciating HE1 more. How that manifests is up to you, but the general theme is one of finally letting go of the stuff that’s stopping you from proper, unadulterated HE1 love. What is that for you? Rubbish boundaries? Negative thought patterns? False beliefs? This is the month to ditch it all, and you’ll get a boost to do just that on 4 June, with the full moon in Sagittarius.

The next day, Venus will enter Leo and stick around there for most of the summer. This, again, will bring you a new focus on your wants and needs, but this time in the realm of relationships. When Mercury enters its home in Gemini on 11 June, you’ll be helped along in that sphere thanks to a fresh social butterfly energy.

On 17 June, Saturn retrograde kicks off. But don’t panic: this isn’t going to bring all the drama of a Mercury retrograde. Instead, this is a period that pushes us to review what we have control over… and what we don’t. Let this be a reminder: if you can’t control something, it’s not worth stressing over.

On 21 June, it’s time for the summer solstice – and the beginning of Cancer season. This time is a nudge to look at your emotional state a little more closely. How are you really doing? What’s disrupting your mood? Mercury joining the sun in Cancer will push you to make some plans for self-care: make sure you accept the call.

Finally, on 30 June, another retrograde begins: this time for Neptune. The effects are all about reflecting on people’s hunches, beliefs, and illusions and how these might affect our lives. Keep an eye out for misunderstandings.

No Skittish you have not missed anything

it was my post from 2022

but could have been in reply to that last rns

full year gone by and these new paid up rampers trying to spike it

Fact is they Do Not have a rig yet.

All the, we are talking with, in negotiations with planning to have, still means there is no rig for this year.

Ffs anyone saying this is a positive RNS is seriously deluded.

Todays RNS could have been released in January 2022 and it would still be true as there is no progress however you spin it.

Muscles is twat but he is right about this.

Expect again complete silence from them until next RNS in Sept saying same thing for a potential drilling 2023.

As Johnny Rotten once said

Ever had the feeling you've been cheated

Ha ha Rodger Jolly

Looking at your posts I will only write this once about you

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

He wrote today

Change on this board from posters who a) don’t have a position and just want to be negative b) those that sold and want a new entry. No idea why the mass negativity, 3 weeks time rig will be on a back of a boat

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It made me laugh as you can see below by his posts from Jan when he joined the HE1 BB he has been RAMPING next week -next week - next week , next month -next month then comes on today saying

No idea why the mass negativity ?????????????????????

One day hopefully he will be able to say I told you so but not today so go away and find the rock you crawled from under

3 Jan 2023 13:1

ultimately either way, HE1 was going to drill Q2.

26 Jan 2023

If we get this predator rig then its a May drill, which gives plenty of time for the shareprice to rise

8 Feb 2023 21:02

By end of Feb we will have everything in place for a May drill imo

9 Feb 2023

But I should think either slightly before or the week after we will have a contracted rig

14 Feb 2023 15:4

the rig contract will be announced this month imo

15 Feb 2023

Lorna is out in Tanz in two weeks, I assume this will be in line with the contract signing imo

19 Feb 2023

I suspect the rig deal gets signed next two weeks and this drill happens end of Q2-Beg Q3

23 Feb 2023

this is why i believe we will drill earlier than whats in the presentation IF Lorna is true to her word that we get the rig first

24 Feb 2023

NOW, im even more confident that a rig agreement is nearly done

2 Mar 2023

feels this one is ready to make a bigger move north

27 Mar 2023

I see this contract being announced within next 10 days

10 Apr 2023

Agreement signed this month then we are ready for a Q3 drill, LOI forced announcement, otherwise they wouldn’t have announced.

20 Apr 2023

I expect OUR contract to be inked by first week of May and then we are all set for the Q3 spud

21 Apr 2023

once work complete which will coincide with our contract being executed, it will take 4-6 weeks to get in country (June) and then we will be ready to drill once Mob and hooked up by July

maybe 20-25p this time once the rumours leak out

24 Apr 2023

This was double digits without a rig last year, expect to really get going into May. Bag from here then spike during drill, on success 50p plus then NHE drilling will push this further

27 Apr 2023

Ultimately we are always going to drill in Q3, it was DM that mislead with Q1,

The rig takes 4-6 weeks to transport, we are on track for late July early August spud.

18 May 2023

I think next week is the big week here, they need this rig on the boat being transport by end of June latest, to give them time to arrange this, id think, they would want the contract signed next week

22 May 2023

therefore once this RIG contract is announced this should s[ike

23 May 2023

Nearly there, less than a couple of weeks left imo,