As of today9 Jul 2018 19:21
i make it URU is valued @ £3.9m lock stock and the once mighty Zorbs flippin' office chair. Our MRS investment is worth £1,316,250 as of today. We held cash of £1,388,640 on 29/12/2017 with no borrowings and very little spend. No salary taken by principal staff. Very little going on, light bulbs might need replacing now and again or a fresh supply of candles for a warm glow in suite 401. Anyways this leaves Zebediela and Burgersfort valued @ £1.2m approx. I would laugh if wasn't so pathetic. I hope JZ has been called to account by the NOMAD for his inexcusable disregard of investor concerns and he's swiftly removed to the Tower of London, put in stocks so we can all give him pelters of rotten tomatoes and other smelly stuff that anyone cares to smear him with. I partly mean it as well!. :o).