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I wish I was in there, I'd clean out the drinks cabinet ;)

Check out the gas price

MD no worries here mate, my tent is zipped up!

That spread is wide, you can almost see the beef curtains!

His contestants would ask "Can I have a P please Bob?"
Imagine if he was here today...
..."Benny, to cross the board, answer this blockbuster question...What mountain is yet to be conquered on earth?"

"Bob...,Its Mt Baron of course and when we reach the summit, it'll be worth 10P".

It's understandable that no rockets will be set off tonight, they are being primed for a spectacular event scheduled within the next few days, however if you want bangers, you'll find plenty at the Rotisserie within the mountain side cafe, where if you care, one can indulge themselves with sparklers from the ****tail bar.
It's been a great experience climbing Mt Baron, but when our CEO says "the price is right", those rockets will take us to the moon

Baron "who's there?"

Ben van Beurden "Michelle"

Baron "Michelle who?"

Ben van Beurden "NO! 'my Shell' wants their ball back"

Wael Sawan "Ben, allow me to help you with this"...

...Meanwhile Bernard Looney is making his way to the Helipad, he'd be lonny not to!

“Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was.”

Why did the skeletons run away?

Because Bridgedogs were after their bones

It's sometimes better to put two items in one lot, on a good day each can shine out the other

Let me simplify it for you... Shell discovered it, neglected it because it wasn't black gold, years later a minnow or supermajor wants to bid for it, how would Shells shareholders deal with that when it was in the grasp of their hands?

Don't forget that line... " We are not producers, We are explorers".
That's why I'm climbing Mt Baron

I'm a true believer they'll sell both in one package
What's the point of selling a candy store with no sweets

Ask yourself...
What would the situation with Chuditch be today if Shell discovered it last week?,
Many questions to ponder over a good mountain side beer
Bottoms up!

At the point in the presentation video when chief in command is asked if the company would sell the assets, ??, slow motion and watch the other chaps body language including facial expressions...

The Mountain has given us a glimpse of the near future, we've climbed new heights only to succumb to lower levels but fear not, this is nature's trail

The picture is almost complete, the last few jigsaw pieces required to achieve exceptional wealth are not in our hands

However those that have seen them will fight amongst each other with clenched fists

Take this with reassurance... we have got a serious climb ahead of us

The Helipad situated on the rear garden will be temporarily closed, this is to allow for a major modification to take place.
It's expected several Sikorsky S-92's will be arriving shortly.
As always thank you for your cooperation

As the subject suggests, 1p will be a starting offer, I don't in a month of Sundays believe Baron will accept that, on our and there behalf they will set an auction.
We are not in production but we have two assets that are priceless compared to our Market Cap.
I think the Boardroom will kill two birds with one stone, you sell the master piece with a separate original autograph.
Only then will our true value be made

There'll be a lot heading for new heights, it won't be long until base camp 3 is breached, having said that, if a good offer is put on the table then the summit will be in touching distance

Remember the Gold Mine at Blackpool Pleasure Beach ?, well they've got one up here