If you owned any Ag (or was it Au(you are easily confused)) I would say jolly well done. You don't own any though do you, you trade in fantasy land in your head?
I can read yes and you make some valid points about Anglesey Mining, I agree with most of that. I don't understand all the personal barbs at others, that bit is somewhat unhinged.
I think you're talking tripe m8. I think you've "invested" your £250 Winter Fuel Payment and now Mrs H is on the warpath wondering where it has all gone. Good luck with that one m8
White lies? White lies? You were the one going around telling everyone you were ex RAF, now it turns out you were just a Sweetcorn Counter at the local Sewage Works! Oh Lordy Gordy!