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Something so leveling about jokes, I can't explain. Not sure why people get offended by JOKES, may be I'm of old school. Have a laugh or move on or scroll up....easy.
With you on the lessons learnt (mostly the hard way). My thoughts are with those who have had to make lifestyle changes due to this debacle. I have had a big hit too but fortunately I enjoy a simple life style, so just a change in numbers on the bank account for me.
I'll keep looking in, until the site shuts, old habits.
I can't understand why you got thrown out of Dad jokes site. lets face it they wouldn’t want their loincloths full of dirt would they. See even in those days men were intent on making sure their wives were comfortable. Things haven’t changed have they. Is this little bit of humour all that's left of this great project that was to change so many people's lives. fraid so.
surprised this site is still open. I have learnt some hard lessons. Good luck to all those who find themselves in the same boat, dust yourself down, pick yourself up etc etc.
Policeman: when did you notice your wife was dead?
Man: well the sex was the same, however, the dishes started to piling up.
Two women discussing their sex life. One asks "what's the worst thing your husband said to you when you were having sex "?
The other replies "honey I'm home ".
A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He says. A Torah scholar, Hmmm, the father says. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughterto live in, as she is accustomed to? I will study, the young man said, and God will provide for us.
And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the young man replies, God will provide for us.
And children? asks the father. How will you support children? Don't worry, sir, God will provide, replies the fiancé.
The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, How did it go, Honey? The father answers, He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God
You still here,tuckupp?
I got thrown out of Dad jokes site with this inappropriate joke...what was i thinking?
Why do cavemen drag weman by their hair?
Because if they dragged them by their feet they would fill up with dirt.
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: "Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'.
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
If you have a share certificate(s) for your Sirius shares you must send it to the Registrars and ask for your 5.5p per share. Use the Post Office service which requires a signature by the recipient and a tracking facility. The Registrars' address will be shown on the certificate(s). They will send you a cheque. Anglo American will have given them the exact amount of cash to cover the whole of the share capital of Sirius. A separate Bank account will have been opened for this take-over, and the current balance on that account will represent the amount of money still due to shareholders who haven't yet claimed the amount due to them. They will welcome your correspondence.
If your shares are held by a nominee company you will not have a certificate. The nominee company should already have credited your account with the cash (5.5p times the number of shares). If it hasn't (which seems unlikely) you should write to it asking for an explanation and access to your cash.
I think I have been in a coma.. haven't checked my shares but judging by the last few comments, lost a shi;t load of money.
Only saving grace is that bullchitter AlanG lost more than me.
Thanks Archways, being new and thick as mince on this subject. What happens now with Anglo American offer. Do I have to register with A A . or anybody.
stung - your cash balance will have increased by 5.5p times the number of shares you held in Sirius, so you haven't lost all of your investment. Anglo American bought the whole of Sirius for 5.5p in cash for every share.
I have just logged into my share account and the SXX shares have disappeared I take it I have lost all the money on these?
From the time period prior to when SXX were after a Govt bailout to keep them alive amidst turbulent markets and Brexit uncertainties and they couldn't help, even when the 100 year [plus mine would have contributed to GDP.
Now look at the massive amount of state support and monies that are being flung about now to support the country through the Covid19 crisis. The Germans are talking about a £10 Billion support package for Lufthansa.
A lot will feel embittered at why the Govt didn't assist them and it was handed on a palte to another company for a song.
Oo this board is still available, hello, maybe it's been kept open to keep us off the aal board.
Probably a good idea
When they said Stay at home to prevent the spread, I thought they were refering to my wife legs.
In fact, the fever with Covid usually isn't that high and some people don't get a fever at all.
81lucky, thanks, and look after yourself
Just joined 'dad jokes England' on Facebook .
Finding it very entertaining. Goodbye all....cheers tuckupp.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
Why are some shops called stationary shops.....aren't they all?
Jokes about train tracks, I mean what's the point?
Thank's for the laughs over the years anyway, wish you all the luck with any future investments, hope our paths cross again.
Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday '......never again!
I live 220 yards from my work. Does that mean I have been furloughed?