RE: False bounce?26 Mar 2020 01:07
Maybe I'm cynical, maybe naive ... but I think the story plays out something like this ...
Big crisis, lots of publicity, doom & despair everywhere, everyone's expecting cuts, austerity, hard times uncertainty ... what a perfect opportunity to 'rationalise' the dividend, cut it back, trim it ... we'll be retaining capital to bolster the coffers against the upcoming tide of uncertainty.
Then later ... what a perfect opportunity to buy back the companies stock ... (aside: let's use the money that we were going to pay to those saps, the shareholders, to do something that benefits us) ... just tell them that you can't get a rate of return like we can by buying back our own shares, they'll swallow that ... oh look the EPS is rising, well don't we look like good'uns ... rising EPS ... and would you know it, our bonuses are linked to EPS ... well I never.
Let's do it ... oh best run it past the legal boys ... umm ... problem ... it's so dodgy that the law forbids it, yep, Companies Act 2006 says we can't do it ... but, wait, there's a get around .. all we have to do is get the saps to pass a motion at the AGM saying they don't care ... oh, and good'ol legal bods they put it in the AGM the last time around, and every time they fall for it -- big rubbing of hands, what do you know, we can do it afterall.
Plan spending your bonus folks, it's going to be a good year .... for us.