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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

I think this is something I will be participating in tonight with some friends, Enjoy everyone and catch you next year, have a good one and here's keeping fingers crossed for all holders, Brants

I agree, think someone said on here any counter bid has 28 days? I wouldn't know if that'd correct but that leaves us in wait till the 16th January , Have switched off over Christmas and unless another bid comes in I don't see any more news coming before the 16th?

Bidding at a local auction is interrupted when the auctioneer's clerk hands him a note. "A gentleman has lost a wallet containing £5,000 in cash," says the auctioneer. "If it is returned, he will pay a reward of £1,000." There is a moment's silence, then someone in the crowd shouts: "One thousand five hundred!"

Let's hang on to what we've got Don't let go girl, we've got a lot Got a lot o' love between us hang on, hang on, hang on to what we've got (Doo-woop, doo-woop, doo-woop)

Skinner, You may well be right that is in the back of my mind too, hope not but who knows. and merry Christmas to you too

If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? : A bloody big cricket.

this board is a lot more civilized than an other that I'm invested in at the moment, the posting over there is a disgrace,, don't mind two sides at all but some abuse and again from both sides is just not cricket as they say

That we do get our night in shining armour, and it does not turn out to be just a turkey in tin foil !!!

starts with a T ends with a T and has a T in it? A TeapoT

how do you double the value of your Lada? Fill it up lol

what an era mate, those where the days when you went to your local garage asking for w windscreen wiper for your lada, and the bloke at the garage says O go on then its not a bad swap

hahah remember those days just been to get me Giro hahaha not heard that word for ages

A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror. "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear." Her hubby says, "Your f---ing eyesight's good!"

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

A husband and wife are shopping in their local store The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife. Her husband replies: 'So does 24 cans of Stella ... at half the price.'