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Nice to see you are back Ian

Cheers Ian
Just looked back , i think i was agreeing with another poster but i will take it ,thanks
It must be a sign
Good luck all

Morning Ian
Have you mixed me up with someone else, as i have never had a guess?
Obviously if RNS drops today I will still take full credit though

Watch this without laughing https://youtu.be/zMC7Pe4024Y

So she gets everything shes always dreamed of
She gets her hair done at the best hairdressers
She gets her nails done by the best nail technition
She gets a boob job by a Harley St doc
She gets a new set of gleaming teeth
She gets a full new wardrobe from all the best designers
She gets the finest shoes ,but..
As she leaves the shop she gets run over by a bus
She goes up to heaven and approaches the pearly gates
The Lord appears , and she asks him
"Lord , i dont understand. Why would you give me all the money and wonderful things, then ,let me get run over by a bus"
The Lord looked up and said
"F##k me Lil, i never recognised you"

Thanks for posting this .

Tit

Happy birthday

Nuk
If you get rid of few letters, then add one or two
You get " ****"
Quite appropriate

LL
Did u get the anagram of your name yet?

London stock market is correct

The large shorters got out,they saw it coming
Just the muppet shorters left
Hahahahahahaha

Sharebel
You are going down BIG TIME
hahahahahahaha

Morning Tilly
Tomorrow will be awsome.
Maybe a 7am full sale RNS
GLA

Hes harmless mate, just a bit of a knob who has a grudge against the company.
He was here at 7p bad mouthing , since then we all doubled or trebled our money .
Sounds like a clever guy but seems to have something eating away at him regarding LDG.

So tough in fact I had to send the wife out on the game this weekend.
When she returned on Monday morning , she put £50.50 down on the kitchen table.
I asked " who gave you the 50p"
She looked up and said "everbody"

Go away and think of something better

Tilly stood on the burning deck
His lip was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river

Please could you post your "crunched" figures Micky
Thanks in advance

Stix
Thanks for posting