RE: HE1: From Explorer to Producer – The Re-Rate Won’t Wait! 🚀27 Feb 2025 22:41
Kent Brockman Voice: "Tonight on Eyewitness News: Local investors duped by helium hype! Is the bubble about to pop?"
Homer: "Mmm… helium… wait, what’s helium?"
Lisa: "Dad, it’s a noble gas! It’s odorless, colorless, and apparently, so is HE1’s track record of commercial production!"
Bart: "So you’re telling me they’re selling a dream that literally floats away? That’s awesome… and totally not worth my lunch money."
Moe: "Oh sure, and next you’re gonna tell me my bar is worth a million bucks just ‘cause someone might show up to buy a beer!"
Mr. Burns: "Excellent… a speculative play priced like a blue-chip producer? Smithers, remind me to sell at exactly 3p before reality kicks in."
Comic Book Guy: "Worst investment thesis ever. Even if Jackson-31 hits, that doesn’t mean the helium flows commercially, that infrastructure scales, or that demand isn’t already priced in. I’d rather put my money in radioactive man comics."
Marge: "Homer, please tell me you didn’t put our savings into this!"
Homer: "Oh Marge, don’t worry… I only put in what I could afford to—OH NO, IT’S DOWN 30%!"
Maggie: (sucks pacifier in disappointment)
🚀💰 Or is it more like a lead balloon?