Community skills8 Apr 2025 07:57
The car industry was quick to respond to yesterday's Government reactions. It isn't always about the rocks and minerals below your feet. Hopefully, oil and gas next. Maybe EnQuest should open an office in the NW? This is behind my thinking as pragmatism tries to dislodge ideology:
“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.”
This announcement followed the UK Government’s announcement of extending Net Zero deadlines for performance cars and helping depressed areas of the UK.
Ferrari announced that they are to replace their entire pit crew with youngsters from Liverpool. An unemployed bunch of youths from Toxteth had shown superior skills and were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without sophisticated equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds of high tech gear.
It is considered a bold move by Ferrari as races are often decided by split seconds and this gives them a clear advantage over other teams.
On top of this, at the first practise session the new crew were able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the car to Maclaren for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird in the shower.