RE: Could this be part of todays fall?15 Apr 2024 19:49
Ffc,
Today’s Stock Market News
Helium was up
Feathers were down.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Pencils lost a few points.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Light switches were on and off.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled out.
Tea and Coffee both cooled off.
Sun peaked at midday.
Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market
Toilet tissue touched a new bottom.
Nappies remain unchanged.
And finally,
Burford did what Burford did and will do whatever it wants to!!!