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This time next year, Rodney!

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Good to hear from you, H4H! And yeah, I thought I was dead too; well, at least financially. My ex-wife certainly did when she came sniffing for my money, only to realise I had none. Turns out, the real riches were hiding in plain sight: sham stock analysis! Who knew spouting buzzwords like “ascending wedge” and “golden cross” could turn into a career?

Can’t believe people actually buy it—literally. I mean, who’d have thought drawing lines on a chart could predict the future? If that’s true, my next move is plotting a resistance line over my bank balance and praying for a breakout.

Anyway, still alive, still winging it, and still laughing all the way to the YouTube ad revenue bank. Cheers for the shout, mate!

Zak Mir (Parody) 🃏

It’s Friday- we have to laugh

BarnsleyBitter strikes again; still holding onto that grudge tighter than Barnsley holds onto their Championship status. It’s been how long since your team won a cup? Long enough for helium reserves to deplete and refill again, mate. No wonder you’re stuck in “strong sell” mode; sounds like it’s not just stocks you’re bitter about.

Chin up, Barnsley. At least HE1 still has potential. Can’t say the same for your trophy cabinet.

⚽️Ka-Chow 🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Hi, Zak here at Traders Café! Today, let’s dive into Helium One; or as I like to call it, “the thing everyone asks me about even though I have no idea what’s going on.” Between you and me, I know absolutely nothing about stocks, except for one profound truth: they go up and down. That’s it. That’s the big secret. But here’s the kicker; I’ve convinced enough people that I do know what I’m talking about. And guess what? It’s working.

You see, while you’re out there chasing “due diligence” and “fundamentals,” I’m chasing views, likes, and subscriptions. The trick is to look serious, drop terms like “resistance levels” and “technical breakout,” and boom—instant credibility. I even throw in the odd “this one’s a multibagger!” just to spice it up. And you know what? Some of you believe it. Cheers for that.

Now, back to Helium One (ticker: HE1). Is it a strong buy? Absolutely. But why would I let you in on that? I mean, if you’re making money, how will I stay ahead of you? You’ve got to keep the mystique alive! Besides, I’m too busy plotting my next YouTube interview to bother with your profits.

I tried love, didn’t work. I tried stocks. Slightly better results. But honestly, at this point, my biggest position is in my ego, and it’s a perpetual bull market.

Anyway, back to HE1; word on the street is this could be the next big helium play, with potential reserves so vast even Elon Musk would raise an eyebrow. But let’s focus on what really matters: my latest video. Like, share, and subscribe. Why trade stocks when you can trade clout?

See you at the Café, where the coffee is cold, the charts are hot, and I’m just winging it one candlestick at a time.

Zak Mir-aculous Parody 🤡🃏🤡

CorkScrew Colon, your statement that the mining license is ‘priced in’ is, to put it kindly, a bit premature; like celebrating helium production while still drilling.

The market may speculate, but speculation and reality are two very different things. A submitted mining license application is not an approved license, and anyone claiming it’s already priced in is skipping over a key risk factor. The approval process involves regulatory, operational, and sometimes political hurdles. Until the ink dries on an approved license, its full value cannot be accurately reflected in the stock price.

The beauty of Helium One is its immense potential, which is exactly why investors should want clarity on this catalyst before assuming it’s baked in. Approval is a transformational milestone that will bring a fresh wave of value to HE1, and savvy investors will recognise that there’s still much more upside ahead once this milestone is achieved.

In short, suggesting it’s all ‘priced in’ at this stage a ridiculous statement.

But hey, not everyone gets it; some people hear ‘submitted’ and think it’s the same as ‘approved,’ like assuming a cake is ready to eat just because it’s in the oven. 🤡

GLA 💹🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

A seismic shift is underway; HE1 is rising, and the tremors of success are reverberating across the market.

GLA 💹🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀

The trolls are out in full force again, clutching at straws with their deluded commentary. A slight delay in drilling due to weather; welcome to the real world! Airlines delay flights, builders delay projects, even coffee takes longer on a Monday morning, but the end result? Worth the wait.

The timeline for production still holds steady for Q1 2025, and nothing has changed except the usual noise from those who seem allergic to progress. Fellow investors, stay focused; we’re right on track!

GLA 💪🏼🧨💥🚀🚀

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Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, HE1 crew! Today feels like one of those days where anything could happen; maybe even that elusive ML RNS sneaking into our inbox like a helium ninja.

The mining license is out there, folks, just waiting to make its grand entrance. Whether it’s today, tomorrow, or when we least expect it, the moment will be worth every second of this wait. So grab your coffee, or your stronger morning brew, and let’s keep our eyes on the prize.

Will there be other news alongside the Colorado update? One thing is certain: we’ll see an RNS today. 🔴

Exciting times ahead, and we’re all in it together!

GLA 💹☕️🥃

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Cheers for sharing, reaction.

What’s a few days between friends? The Galactica project is just taking a brief weather delay; no biggie! The timeline stays on track, with drilling starting in mid-January and production still aiming for H1 2025.

On top of that, the Tanzania mining licence is on its way, and when it lands, it’ll be transformational.

So let’s stay the course; great things are just around the corner!

GLA

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The long-anticipated RNS could land at any moment; likely when we least expect it. The granting of the mining license isn’t a question of if but when, and when it does arrive, it’s poised to be transformational for Helium One and its investors. The implications will be massive, and the market reaction could be just as explosive.

As for the AGM, it promises to be a platform for management to provide deeper insights into the numbers and operational roadmap. While it’s unlikely Tanzania will time the mining license announcement to coincide with the AGM (though wouldn’t that be poetic?), the timing doesn’t change the inevitability or the impact of the license itself.

Patience is the name of the game here, but the potential upside makes it more than worth the wait. Stay the course; whether it’s tomorrow, next week, or just before the AGM, we’re on the verge of something big. Let’s be ready to celebrate when the red dot finally drops!

Exciting times, another day closer to liftoff; exciting times, folks! Let’s see what tomorrow brings; preferably with a red dot and a side of helium fuelled fireworks!

GLA 🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Something’s brewing, folks… and no, I’m not talking about the coffee I just spilled while refreshing the RNS page for the tenth time today! The anticipation around HE1’s imminent success is practically bubbling over; like a kettle left on too long.

But here’s the thing: while we’re all here waiting for the big bang, I’ve realised the real brewing going on is my increasingly creative excuses to avoid actual work. If HE1 doesn’t launch soon, I might just have to start investing in a stronger caffeine fix.

Keep the faith; both in HE1 and in my ability to make a proper cuppa next time!

GLA ☕️ 💹🧨💥🚀🚀🚀

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Holy cannoli! HE1’s got the portfolio pizzazz to make even an Italian mama proud.

Here’s to seeing us all at the top! 💪🏼

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Well, butter my biscuit! Helium One’s about to pop off faster than a bottle of Southern moonshine.

Best of luck, fellow investors; here’s to big things ahead! 🚀

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I am here to cheer on my investment and support the potential of Helium One. Those who choose to insult me or fellow investors should take a hard look in the mirror; such behaviour reflects poorly on them, not us. Let me be clear: I will always defend myself and others when provoked, but you will never see me cast the first stone.

To my fellow investors, stay focused and steadfast. Negativity may try to distract us, but our eyes remain fixed on the opportunity ahead. Helium One’s potential speaks for itself; we rise above the noise together.

GLA 💪🏼💪🏼

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Toffers, the master of managing two accounts, perhaps 2 or more usernames on LSE too, yet still delivering zero impact. Your ‘always invested’ routine is as riveting as a broken clock; briefly relevant twice a day, but otherwise just ticking away in irrelevance.

Links or no links, your contributions remain as weighty as helium itself.

GLA 🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Toffers, the perpetual Hokey Cokey of this stock; one minute in, the next minute out.

All that flailing and spinning, yet still no closer to making sense.

Let us know when you decide to stick the landing!

GLA 💹

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Toffers, ever the oracle of the obvious! I even waited for the red dot as you so graciously demanded, but alas, it seems your relevance is still stuck in processing.

Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when something noteworthy actually happens!

GLA 🧨💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Sacré bleu! Helium One lifts your investments higher than the Eiffel Tower!

GLA 🧨💥🚀🚀

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For the likes of Toffers and CorkScrew Colon, let me assure you, I couldn’t care less about your opinions. Your attempts to rattle me are about as effective as a blunt spoon at carving granite. If my optimism about my investment offends your delicate sensibilities, may I suggest the revolutionary concept of the filter button?

I’m not here to win popularity contests or tiptoe around your conspiratorial musings. If silence is what you crave, the simplest solution is to gracefully exit the forum and bask in your own golden quiet. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to back my investment with conviction, unbothered by the noise from the peanut gallery.

Toffers, I wasn’t aware the forum was a beauty pageant designed to ‘look pretty’ for serious investors. Last I checked, it was a place for discussion, debate, and yes, a little humor to keep things lively. If my posts make the forum look ridiculous, then perhaps it’s your constant hand-wringing that’s turning it into a lecture hall for the chronically serious. I’ll leave the ‘golden silence’ to those who prefer to sit and wait, but in the meantime, I’ll keep engaging with those who actually enjoy thinking about potential rather than obsessing over appearances. Maybe reflect on why you’re so quick to play the forum critic; it’s not a great look, and it certainly doesn’t help the cause you claim to champion.