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HE1 just got asked to prom—now it’s just a matter of picking out the blue suit. Dance floor’s waiting, and this SP’s got the moves! 📈🕺

Market’s flirting with blue like a shy teenager at a school dance; one good move, and we’re there by close! 🔥

If we’re debating formulas, let’s just agree on this: ML = Inevitable. And when it lands, I suspect even a calculator will struggle to keep up with the re-rate. 📈🔢

If we take the time since Helium One submitted the Mining Licence application (T), subtract the unknown bureaucratic constant (B), and divide by the patience factor (P), we find ourselves at a critical inflection point where T - B / P → ML (Mining Licence). Given that time is a linear function and only moves forward, the probability of the licence being granted (P[ML]) asymptotically approaches 1.

In simpler terms—each second that passes, we are mathematically, scientifically, and unavoidably closer to the ML than ever before. That’s just cold, hard equations for you. 🔢📈⏳

Hi, Zak 🃏 here at Traders’ Café, let’s start with HE1!

Now, if there’s one thing I like more than a chart with a breakout brewing, it’s a good mirror… though, unfortunately, my hairline seems to be breaking out in the wrong direction. But fear not, unlike my follicles, HE1 still has plenty of upside potential.

This week could be the one that finally injects some helium into the share price, with the long-awaited spud announcement from Colorado expected. If you’re a trader who enjoys chasing momentum—which, let’s be honest, is probably why you’re here—you’ll know that news like this often gets things moving north. Unlike my hairline, obviously.

Meanwhile, over in Tanzania, the ever-elusive Mining Licence (ML) is still the main event. When granted, this would be the game-changing RNS that finally confirms HE1’s transition from explorer to producer. If you’re wondering how significant that is, just imagine the feeling of finding out your barber offers refunds—life-changing.

Technically, the chart is forming one of my favourite setups: “Coiled Spring Meets Impatient Retail.” We’ve seen in the past that when this moves, it moves fast, and the setup right now looks suspiciously like the one before last year’s massive spike.

Of course, nothing is ever guaranteed—except for my inability to find a hat that fits properly. But with two major catalysts on the horizon and the chart itching for a breakout, this could be the perfect storm for a sharp re-rate.

As ever, not financial advice—just a man with too many charts, not enough hair, and a talent for overcooking his own lunch.

Regards, Zak Mir-aculous Parody 🃏

It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside,

Watching HE1 rising, like a helium ride.

We’ve waited so long, but now it’s our time,

A mining licence coming—oh, wouldn’t that shine?

🎤

So excuse me, trolls, if I seem so secure,

I’ve done my research, and I know what’s in store.

From Rukwa to Colorado, the future looks bright,

A helium explosion—yeah, we’re taking flight!

🎤

And you can tell everybody, HE1 is the play,

The catalysts are stacking, it could move any day.

It’s been a long road, but we’re nearly there,

A game-changing moment is floating in the air.

🎤

I sat on my shares, while others took flight,

But diamonds aren’t made in a day or a night.

Patience and wisdom, they go hand in hand,

The payoff is coming, just as we planned.

🎤

And you can tell everybody, HE1 is the play,

The rerate is coming, won’t let it slip away.

A helium giant, soon to be known,

And when it takes off—we’re heading for the throne!

🎤

Mic drop 🎤

🚀🎈💎

JunoCasper, thanks for the concern, but I’ll take solid research over fairy dust any day. Ignorance is bliss? Maybe for you and Broomtree, but in HE1, patience and knowledge win the game.

Broomtree, maybe it’s not your graph that’s upside down, but your perspective. Ever been hit by a horse?

Maybe it’s not HE1 that’s delayed, just your understanding. Need a map? Or another kick from that horse? 🤡 🐎 🦶🏼

@JunoCasper.

Animosity? No, no, my friend—this is just investors having a memory longer than a goldfish. You waltzed in, declared HE1 a lost cause, urged everyone to jump ship to your latest ramp, and now you’re shocked - shocked - that people aren’t rolling out the red carpet? That’s like walking into a vegan restaurant and shouting, “Steak is better!” and then acting surprised when no one invites you to brunch.

Have a nice weekend—and watch out for those horses. Wouldn’t want another life-changing epiphany. 🐴

….,,or did you just read a Reddit thread and call it “due diligence”?

First, let’s address your sudden “geographic enlightenment.” You’ve just realised Tanzania exists on a map? Congratulations! Next, you’ll be telling us water is wet. Funny how major helium players and the Tanzanian government somehow missed this “insurmountable” logistical challenge, yet here you are, the oracle of cross-ramping, solving problems no one else sees.

Second, 6 billion shares? You say it like it’s a revelation. Yes, we’re all aware of the share structure—because we can read. But tell me, oh wise one, if a company’s share count alone determined success, how do trillion-£ giants with billions of shares in issue exist? Market cap, value proposition, and strategic execution matter—concepts clearly foreign to you.

And finally, your exit strategy - 2 other companies? The desperation in your ramping is palpable. Why do you need to flog those shares so badly? Not enough liquidity over there? Need new recruits? If they were that good, you wouldn’t be here trying to sell them harder than a used car salesman on commission.

Meanwhile, HE1 continues its march forward—ML pending, helium discovery confirmed, multiple catalysts ahead. But sure, run along to your new plays.

Just don’t forget to check your head for hoof prints on the way out. 🐴

The path to securing a Mining Licence in Tanzania is not dictated by arbitrary timelines but by the intricate workings of regulatory oversight. Helium One submitted its ML application in September 2024, with an estimated processing window of three months. However, as seasoned investors understand, such milestones often encounter the fluid nature of bureaucratic procedures.

The Tanzanian Mining Commission, the governing body responsible for overseeing mineral rights, undertakes a rigorous and methodical review of all applications. This ensures compliance, long-term sustainability, and alignment with national resource strategies. A delay beyond initial expectations does NOT imply an obstacle - rather, it reflects the due diligence necessary for granting such a strategically significant licence.

To date, no formal update from Helium One has been issued, but silence should NOT be mistaken for stagnation. Companies often await definitive confirmation before communicating with shareholders, particularly on matters as crucial as licensing. The absence of news is simply indicative of a process running its course, rather than any fundamental issue.

The prize at stake - a fully licensed, helium-producing asset in one of the world’s most helium-rich basins - remains unchanged. The company has already demonstrated helium flow to surface; the granting of the ML is the next logical step in unlocking commercial potential.

So, while the wait continues, the trajectory remains intact. The Rukwa project is not a speculative bet but a fundamentally de-risked helium discovery with impending catalysts. The best rewards often come to those with the discipline to hold their nerve when others falter.

The winds of change are not far off - when they arrive, they will carry those positioned wisely to new heights.

In the world of drilling, patience is a virtue, and silence often means smooth sailing. Companies don’t always announce the moment the drill bit touches the ground - after all, the real excitement comes with progress and results!

If there were a delay, we’d expect an update. But since there isn’t, it’s fair to assume things are moving as planned. The rig is on-site, the weather is perfect, and the countdown to that first Colorado spud is well underway.

Remember, great things come to those who wait… and even greater things come to those holding HE1 when the news lands! 🚀

@Broomtree…. Broom and tree… one sweeps away dirt, other stands strong with deep roots. But when broom pretend to be tree, only make mess in wind. 🌬️🌳 Wise investor know difference - ignore falling leaves, focus on growing forest. HE1 journey still climbing…

Broomtree just loose twig in storm. 🤡🧹🧹🧹🚀🚀

Goldfish secured, no flying lessons today! 🐠✅

HE1 held the line, and our little aquatic friend remains happily swimming instead of prepping for a parachute jump. But let’s not get complacent - Monday, we aim higher! Keep the momentum, keep the faith, and let’s see that SP do what we all know it’s capable of. 🚀📈

Blue by close, or the goldfish learns to fly! 🐠✈️📈

Investor-san, market like ocean; always moving, sometimes calm, sometimes storm. Price drift down, no news come, many start to doubt. But Sensei say, doubt is shadow, not real thing. Only you decide if shadow control mind.

True warrior not fear quiet moment. True warrior know silence before thunder, know wind pull back before great wave crash to shore. HE1 journey not yet begin; big news still to come. Colorado spud news, mining license, helium market all strong like tiger waiting to strike.

Some see falling price, think all is lost. But Sensei say - water drip, drip, drip, then river flow strong. Patience not weakness, patience is power. Only you choose what to do, but Sensei? Sensei hold. Because journey not over. Journey only just start. 🥋🎈📈

Man who stay hungry for shares, eat well when feast begins. But man who chase price, always leave table starving. Choose wisely. 🥋📈

Get ready to party like it’s 1994; except this time, the SP’s hitting 0.94p (today), and the only thing dropping is the confetti! 🎉📈🥂

Investor who rush to pluck fruit too soon taste only bitterness. Wise one wait, let tree grow, and feast on riches. Patience always reward. 🥋📈🎈

Troll who shout loudest often most afraid. Fear not their noise; truth and value need no scream. Focus, invest, succeed. 🥋📈🎈