The Secret Diary of Zak Mir (Parody) 🃏12 Feb 2025 10:27
Dear Diary,
A day like any other… except it isn’t. The chart is staring at me, mocking me. The breakout is undeniable. The volume is surging. The RSI is screaming bullish confirmation. Helium One is rising, and so is my regret.
For months, I dismissed it. I analysed. I critiqued. I may have even thrown in a few less-than-enthusiastic takes on my Traders Café videos. And now? Well, now I’m contemplating the digital destruction of certain YouTube files before someone turns them into an embarrassing highlight reel.
The technicals don’t lie. HE1 has smashed through resistance, retested the key 1.01 level, and now? Now it’s forming what can only be described as the “Zak Mir Should’ve Known Better” pattern. I stare at my brokerage app, my finger hovering over the Buy button. If only past Zak had a word with future Zak, I’d be sitting pretty instead of frantically recalculating Fibonacci levels to soothe my bruised ego.
Colorado drilling is underway. The market is finally waking up. Tanzania’s ML approval is around the corner. It’s all happening, and for once, I have no choice but to admit it; I got this one wrong, again!
Tomorrow, I will no doubt publish a very serious, very professional technical update on HE1’s chart. But tonight? Tonight, I’ll be staring at the ceiling, replaying every time I said this was “just another helium stock”.
And, if you happen to notice a sudden drop in my HE1-related YouTube content… no, you didn’t.
Zak 🃏Parody Mir