Zak Mir-aculous Parody 💹4 Oct 2024 06:43
Alright, listen up, because Helium One at 1.04p is doing more steady work than I am after a few too many. With a market cap of £62.01 million and 54 million shares traded, it’s like watching the stock market equivalent of an all-nighter at the pub; action everywhere, but no hangover (unless you sell too soon). Yeah, it’s down 1.41%, but come on, this thing’s bounced harder than I did when I was dumped last year. We’re talking about a share tighter than my social life, and, dare I say, the smart money is sniffing around like it’s the last pint at closing time.
Technically, it’s flirting with support at 1.04p like I flirt with disaster on a Saturday night. You can feel it; this thing’s ready to blow, waiting for that Tanzania mining license to drop like a game-changing headline in the morning papers. Helium’s going to float higher than my ambitions after a few pints, and if you’ve looked at global demand, you know they’re set to cash in like it’s happy hour every hour. Honestly, the only thing rising faster than helium prices could be…well, it’s not my love life, I’ll tell you that.
I’ve done the math, and trust me, even with a glass in hand, I’ve never been more certain. We’re eyeing a target price of 24.6p once production kicks off, and for those of you with an ounce of sense left after reading this, it’s a no-brainer. This stock’s got more upside than I’ve got excuses for my love life. So, hold on tight, because this ride’s going to get wild. Cheers to that!
GLA 💹📈🍻🧨💥🚀