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LOL

Thanks Dan

It does clear thing up even if it’s been a rollercoaster with the different versions. Rather than coming directly from the govt and rather than any need to break any NDA, we’ve effectively now been told everything should be running in parallel and in a coordinated effort. The last RNS didn’t reference anything to do with Porton down, but that last paragraph suggests that they’re getting a batch together for full clinical validation and it’ll be in the timescales suggested by PresAl. In just ‘a few weeks’ we’ll have the numbers and the rocket will be on its way

"A previous version of the Avacta test, which relied on saliva rather than nasal swabs, did not pass testing by Porton Down last month. However, the latest updated version has shown excellent preliminary results and is currently being assessed.“

It’s not the best, but here’s how I read it. It references a singular test. The first sentence reads on its own. We had a previous dribble version and it did not pass. The updated version i.e. we’ve not got multiple tests, is proper amazeballs. That’s the AN one and we know we have an AN test as PresAl told us. Drool is dead, long live AN.

Maaaaat, you don’t know where to begin? Has my Uber ramping all been for naught? I’ll give you a clue, it excludes Chin-ah

You put your dribble test in,
Your dribble test out,
AN in,
AN out,
Shake it all about

1 Dunno
2 No
3 Yeah
4 Covidiot

Still all makes sense, dribble failed, AN on the way.

Good for you, do you want a badge? Or maybe a t-shirt from my new signed range?

New designs are coming out all the time:

Praise Be
Thwack!
Is it us?
I heart WW
Shortly

Kim and Kanye, what else?

Just imagine it.... President Biden and President Al side by side for the grand reveal. Now that would be a BOOOOM! But not too loud, think of Biden’s ticker. If we’re not one of the 6 but we end up with the at home best test on the planet, there’ll definitely be 7. They’ve paid top dollar for Ellume and it’s very expensive. I’m sure there’ll be a few Ginolis machines knocking about over there that could be used. It’s not just about the U.K. CE marking on the way, EU sales are possible, plus the global distribution via Gates. It’s all about capacity.

(and the test validation going well, but I’ll keep this in brackets at the end so I can sell more t-shirts)

He bought back on the 10th

Can’t believe you’ve posted this clip of you, Doh and MassiveBanker

https://twitter.com/RedReversion/status/1362855891893157888

I agree, it’s really sad he’s not on here anymore. I miss that incredibly daft ****

The beeb has tomorrow’s papers. All with Harry except the telegraph and i who have details of Boris’ grand reveal on Monday. No mention of LFDs on the front page. We’ll see how Sunday goes if the story spreads

Already in the bag...

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/mhra-issues-exceptional-use-authorisation-for-nhs-test-and-trace-covid-19-self-test-device

That’s just greedy, he’s already a double centurion, triple would be ridiculous

Ha! Nearly had me Jay, don’t worry, I know it’s us. I’m just waiting for Bojo and glow sticks

Be careful Ben, you might convince me and I’m trying to be a miserable realistic sod. You’re right, the govt do have a track record in handing out nuggets to the press before announcements...

Naaaa, we’ve had a Huff leak in the past and Abakta won’t be breaking NDAs and confidentiality agreements to comment. I’m expecting stone cold silence, surely we’re used to that by now...