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Should've been in quoteth (double quoteth actually, as ineleganteth as that may beith - Piler hateth sloppery):

"And whatever you think about that number, the board have told you:

"the Group today has debt levels that are too high."".

And whatever you think about that number, the board have told you:

"the Group today has debt levels that are too high."

Indeedeth, so there is no speaking with a tongueth of the serpanteth. Rather, it implieth honesty and a lacketh of duplicity - quiteth the opposite of the driveleth spoutedeth by others righteth until shares getteth suspendedeth beore the whole shebangeth is taken private!!

No affectation oh pupalesqueth pessimist, as Piler are legioneth for Piler are many! And a fat lot matlot would a spellfixerer do, as Piler hath compileth many a grimoire, and make Potter look like an incompetent rhinosnotty (Piler now feeling a bit ****eth watching Taggart!). Back in the morroweth...

Cannot ye metamorphosiseth into something other than a dessicated pruneth skin staining the whiteth radiance of recovery with droopyeth pseudo-soothsaying gobbery? Maybe a nice, summery flutterby with downy bosomeths? Why tryeth so persistenely to limpeth some folks' longeth-awaited boners? :-)

Piler is smuggily trumpeth! Slingy-shotteth skyward sooneth...?

Then LSE oughteth to extracteth its thumb from its rumpeth and updateth its News section (some bods are too flurryeth to have timeth for such sporteth)!

The next strategic review update, however, is scheduled for the morroweth

"Ultimately I don't believe that the company will have miraculously begun to improve cash generation. "

Nor do I, butteth I beliveth it may welleth improveth cash generation through means thateth will notteth requireth a miracle.

Imeanteth "any signs it's getting". Dodgy keyboardeth!

"A favourable report could send the shares above 100p, but more bad news could see prices down into the 50's.

Whatith isth the pointeth of thatith postith, oh oracle?! Bad news could kill it, but any signs its getting back on track could sent it to many squids! Your postith remindeth me of those annoying sales pitches which declareth somethingeth alongeth the lines of up to 50%eth off, when - of course - this would not be violatedeth if items were being discountedeth by only 0.0001%eth. Now I'M off!!

"YES SIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

No need to behave like a rump-injected wallock-mound. C'mon, you are - you know you are! This is surely a supery-dupery buy at this price!

"on confirmation of upward trend"

Any technical analysts care to comment (it's not AIM stock after all)?

Just WHAT is happening with this stock?! Has there been an ebola outbreak in that bastion of relative sociopolitical stability Tanzania too?!

Hmm - your point being? Oh look - over 20% up...!

I'm not sure cleverness is the attribute by which certain successful shorters are best defined these days...

Anyway, it seems this will indeed go one of two ways - under if it's a Carillion (which I doubt) or multibag over what will probably be the longer term. Although this is a digital outcome, bear in mind the gains will be quite a bit greater than 100% if it does pull through (whereas you'll not get much better odds than 2-1 if you bet on a coin toss).

And would a clever shorter strive to short this stock out of existence rather than change tack and go long it there's a half decent chance it will given the potential rebound?

Perhaps Kier's just for the fool Hardy (but hopefully not)! Perhaps I should've been a crossword compiler...

Is that the house broker, perchance? I couldn't be bothered checking!

This is like - erm - a big bundle of ****** this!

Oh be quiet and have a cigar!

"Another 1% and Kier is promoted into the Top 5 again"

Or "demoted", depending on your viewpoint! I would actually consider it a promotion, though, if the %age of stock on loan increases yet the SP holds or also increases further - just think of all that stored potential energy...!