RE: Is Savage Keyboard an idiot - here is what AI thinks (genuinely)29 Aug 2025 22:51
I have no idea if this is accurate as SG is in a green bin, but I asked ChatGPT to write a song in the style of Bob Dylan based on his posts. This is the result:
"Strong Sell Signal" (Dylan Style)
Verse 1: Doomsday Typist
Well the market’s tumblin’ downward, and I’m tappin’ out the news,
Capita’s countin’ losses, there ain’t no jam to use.
Serco’s ridin’ higher, but this ship can’t stay afloat,
By twenty-five the numbers say, it’s written in the notes.
Yeah, I don’t speak when bulls are smilin’, but I come when shadows fall,
A centrist in the chaos, just tryin’ to tell it all.
Forecast carved in ledger stone, no trick, no cheap disguise,
I’m a humble doomsday typist, with the truth in my eyes.
Chorus: Strong Sell Signal
Strong sell signal, hear it ring,
Ain’t no gambler’s tale, just the song I sing.
Written in the balance sheet, you know the numbers tell,
Echoes in the market, sayin’ “Strong Sell.”
Verse 2: Centrist in the Chaos
Now I’m standin’ in the middle, where the noise comes from both sides,
The hard left and the hard right, ridin’ their wild tides.
Boomers countin’ fortunes, while the young ones pay the toll,
We need a steadier system, with a public-minded soul.
And the doomsday prophets chatter, with their theories runnin’ wild,
But I’m stickin’ to the evidence, quiet and reconciled.
Hold it, fold it, walk away—it’s your road to choose,
I’m just hummin’ out the forecast, singin’ market blues.
Bridge
No, I don’t hold a ticket, no stock within my hand,
I just read the numbers, and I try to understand.
Ain’t here to sell a dream, ain’t here to make a friend,
Just strummin’ out the warning, till the long road ends.
Chorus (repeat): Strong Sell Signal
Strong sell signal, hear it ring,
Ain’t no gambler’s tale, just the song I sing.
Written in the balance sheet, you know the numbers tell,
Echoes in the market, sayin’ “Strong Sell.”
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