Unforgiven1 Apr 2021 18:54
Richie, not as witty as yours, but I too like old Clint.
AVACTA shareholder:
Who's the fella selling his Avacta shares? You, fat day-trader man, speak up.
Fat Day Trader:
Uh, I sold my shares. I bought it from Greeley for a thousand pounds.
AVACTA shareholder:
[to the ODX shareholder behind fat day trader] You better clear out of there.
ODX shareholder:
[does so] Yes, sir!
Market Maker:
[as Avacta shareholder levels the wallet]
Just hold it right there. Hold it! [Avacta shareholder buys some extra shares] Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b.itch! You just bought shares from a day trader!
AVACTA shareholder:
Well, he should have not traded his shares; sure to decorate this Forum with his deramps afterwards!.
Market Maker:
You'd be Avacta shareholder, out of Missouri, hoarder of avacta shares, trading and placing.
AVACTA shareholder:
That's right. I've hoarded Avacta in both trading and placing. I've hoarded just about everything Avacta shares that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to hoard yours, Market Maker, for what you did today. [to the ODX, Novacyt and Genedrive shareholders standing near MM] You boys better take your shares away.
[They do so.]
Market Maker:
[walking toward AVACTA shareholder] All right, Market MAkers, he's got one wallet left. When he hoards mine, take out your reserves and bring his shares down like the mangy scoundrel he is!
Market Maker:
[flinches, then..] Mis-bought. Drop the son of a *****’s shares!
To be continued next week….
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