A mull...4 Jan 2020 17:53
Here I am an avid deleter
of every unsolicitated advert/message promising me untold riches, imploring me to subscribe to a Tahiti hideaway, (dusky maidens supplied) as part of the package (yum yum) so i should sign on the.....line now!
Well bloody hell send me the contract and I'm double in. You know they never do, it's just a 'come on' to get your e-mail number and password wich im risking in telling you is....F***K off.
Of course I never signed up to that deal given given the intrusive info they wanted. For instance, like do you remember your password, your email, your first ***nk..... Cheeky buggers! Which tbh i can remember to this very day occured in a cold toilet in Kampala when I was a randy young experimenralist seeking relief! (heh heh heh). You might ask what the helI was doing in Uganda? That, I'm afraid is a story for another time.
For sure you must decide whether this is all bull **** and I'm story telling. Well, let me tell you its pukka, this info was of a private nature which remained with me until now and I thought might add a bit of 'gravy' in the telling. Strange how first feelings never go away...ahem!
As I live in a 'dodgy' part of Saaaarf London, on Dulwich borders, I like to tell everyone....... well a 2 stop bus ride from the College to be exact, I can almost believe this is an upcoming Eton & Windsor borough.