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Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no, not because our Nutella’s application to The Prince's Trust for a grant to set up an XL Bully breeding programme has been cruelly rejected for the umpteenth time (she’s now having to flog a % of a small Marihuana factory she’s carefully cultivated since she was 9 to raise funds) I’m shaking because it seems all the while we assumed Sir Al’s poker face belied a clever boffin going about the business of flogging game changing cancer treatments, it was in fact the sh+t scared look of a man who didn’t have the first idea what he was doing and was afraid of being found out.
Well, he now needs to front up and spell out (without flannel !) the whys and wherefores of his decision making and restore some trust and confidence. Or step aside.
And it’s no good berating McNulty, Timster, PL, or any other Avactarian – we all seem to have been taken for mugs, all with the odd exception
Aye, pains me to say this but Wyndrum looks like the cat that got the cream and it's churlish to deny it. But it can all change and change overnight. And that’s why all the cash I set aside for the kid’s easter eggs, nail extensions, and wacky-baccy, I’ve used to bring down my average to a respectable £1.97. And with Dionne on a loop and by constantly reminding myself what I’m actually invested in here with all the benefits it stands to bring a loved one... one day...who knows... the heartache of the last few days has begun to ease a little
So keep faith and hold fast ye mighty Avactarians!! We’ll have our day!! Depend on it!!
Indy
"...I don’t get into petty online bickering or name calling"
Don't you worry yourself, yuyus, it'll come. You don't need to rush it or force it. One day, you'll come on this fabulous board and find someone to bicker with. And then, before you know it, you'll get a little rush of blood and call them a twat
They say you never forget the first time
Indy
Guys, guys, we've been here before and we know the routine!
We don't bellyache when the chips are down!
We dig deep, we hold fast, and we wait for news!
Yes, I see you ye mighty Avactarians!!
If you can afford to top...top up!
If you can't afford to top up... top up!
Sing it!!!
It must be us, us, us...
Indy
a good week indeed for avacta and a fabulous week on this fabulous board… only slightly tainted by a clash of the titans earlier.
love reading pl75 and ophidian’s posts… be nice if they could bury the hatchet. we live in hope.
enjoy (speed) reading wyndrum too; he’s a good sport who can take it as well as give it. even richar in an old-fashioned ******ed sort of way has something to bring and though his forecasts crash and burn one after another like waves of luftwaffe over dover, i love sujood’s relentless optimism, and hurst too, and here’s why…
avacta is the only share i’ve ever put ££ in where i’m happy to lose the lot if it comes to it. seriously. just owning a tiny, tiny piece of a firm on the cusp of delivering genuinely transformational treatments for cancer patients the world over makes me feel warm and fuzzy. that’s not a feeling i get too often that doesn't involve a furtive visit to big caesar behind the esso, so i’m determined to make the most of it.
hold fast and keep faith ye mighty avactarians!! peaceful weekend all!!
indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this because the vibe on this fabulous board aint what it should be just days if not hours before that long-awaited game changing… you know… DCF @8.5%-9.5% with the TVC15 and the 5G, PS3, AVA6000 Cohort 99p with the added Affimer Microtheraputics platform with zero side effects apart from mild to moderate
munchies. Guys, guys, I’m sitting here tears rolling down these rosy red cheeks at the sight of brother Avactarians kicking lumps out of one another. Why?? Why??
PL75, Timster, Ophidean, Wyndrum – all esteemed Avactarians, all with something to bring, all who want Avacta to succeed.
I call on all ye mighty Avactarians, from sea to shining sea, let us show this raging world how to love one another!
Indy
"...the rhetoric on this ‘board and on X is ridiculous, beyond parody"
Totally agree, Starbright. I'm sick to death of the parody on this board. It's gone beyond parody; like a paradigm shift in parody bordering on evil. It might even be evil.
Just quit with the parody people!
Indy
Guys, guy, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because I’m just about to go through HMP Leeds Visitor’s Security with my lovely lady wife’s spice and ganja about my cavities (it’s okay guys, relax. I never get caught … I reek of pit-bull sweat and I’m covered in psoriasis so they’re bound to wave me through – which is a shame because big Jason, a cheeky, burly Prison Officer, is doing the body searches today and he’s got really soft hands and a Leeds Rhinos tattoo), I’m shaking because I’ve just read Wyndrum’s post at 11:14 (scroll back) and it has literally – I mean LITERALLY – made me choke on my McMuffin
Guys, he comes in for a lot of stick for making statements of the blindingly obvious but surely this is Wynnie’s Hare Krishna moment – he ingeniously (so clever) makes the comparison between the Avacta share price (which has its ups and downs) and life (which ALSO has its ups and downs).
Just. Let. THAT. Sink. In.
Stuff yer box of chocolates Forrest, life is like a share price… it has its ups… it has its downs.
I… I totally see it now. It suddenly makes perfect sense.
Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Hare, Hare, Hare Krishna….
Indy
Guys, guys I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because after some seriously strenuous pulling and tugging we’ve finally managed to retrieve Diablo (grandson)’s left foot from the
neighbour’s XXXL American Bully (still struggling to retrieve his right arm), I’m shaking because I’m as chuffed as a greasy, manly Avactarian should be to learn we’re now one step closer to something I don’t really understand!!
That’s right guys, something tells me this could even be the start of a...a paradigm sorta thing!!
So hold fast and keep faith you beautiful Avactarians!!
Indy
Guys, guys I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because we’ve just had an over the top visit from an Armed Response Unit…(Khali-Femi-Casey (aka KFC) my lovely lady wife’s second eldest, took a replica Glock to a water pistol fight prompting local little terror Diablo (8) to whip out his Uncle’s uzi causing mass asthma attacks on the climbing frames with fire crews still struggling to free our little fat Kai (my lovely lady wife’s second youngest) from the playground tunnel. Don’t worry guys, he knows he needs to stay stuck another hour to maximise the council pay-out).
No guys I’m shaking because of all the fear mongering infecting this fabulous board. Where’s them big manly Avacta chests that have made this grown man cry with pride??! Come on, lets be avin you!! We know the SP’s taking a spanking but that belies an unfolding story the like of which we’ll be able to tell someone’s grandkids one day.
Where’s "no need to thank me" with his uplifting spectacularly wrong SP predictions ?? Where’s Rippers with his ever so subtle put downs to all the yap yap naysayers? Come on, lets be avin you!!!
It’s taken months to get over the crushing disappointment of discovering we’re not making a game changing phone charger, but I’m still here, still balls deep; whatever weird and wonderful things he’s doing with baps or faps or ibuprofen, I still believe in the genius of Cyril – sorry, Sir Al. And to prove it, yesterday I sank another £55 into this share raising my overall stake to £457.87. Told you before guys – I’m not here to mess about.
Now despite constantly being asked for investment advice I’ve always steered clear, until now. But I see some of you having doubts / feeling moist in your Kalvin Kleins, so my advice is simply this:
PL75 - knows his onions – balls of steel - never called it wrong. Capeesh?
In other words hold fast / keep faith ye big, bad, beautiful, Avactarians! Whatever our boffins are busy doing behind them sexy safety specs, we’ll all be thankful one day… some of us in more ways than one. Sing it!!!
“The moment I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that its you I need to chase the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I write this, no not because I’m still coming to terms with discovering that instead of a game changing phone charger I sank all my hard un-earned cash into a game changing cancer therapy (gutted yes but lesson learned). I’m shaking because ever since the Teacher’s strike I’ve really struggled getting the kids back into School.
Trust me, I’ve tried everything…. I’ve cut their roll ups down to just 20 a day, I’ve completely band them from TikTok after 4am; I’ve even confiscated their laughing gas and BB Guns. The Social Worker thinks I’ve gone too far but I’ve tried the softly-softly approach: I sat them down in Kebabish the other night and gave them 3 good reasons why School’s important:
1. you’ll learn that Truth is whatever you want it to be. 2. you’ll learn to hate British history and love Marcus Rashford. 3. you’ll get to play around with personal pronouns and build your very own gender identity. What could be nicer!?!
They just sparked up and cussed like MrRipley, and the little ones even blew smoke in my face. The shame. The utter shame.
Kids! Where’s the respect, guys?? He may have run off with the Gas man when I was 2½ but I had total respect for my old man; I wouldn’t have dared cussing him out. And here I am busting a gut to raise 7 while Mum does solitary in HMP Leeds and sometimes … sometimes guys I just don’t feel appreciated, you know?
Thank God I can reach out to my homies here on LSE and some of the finest people I’ve never met. Talking of which, it’s been a while since we heard from one of our bravest, TonyFawcett. All love here from your fellow Avactarians Tony, and to all other Avactarians currently affected by C.
Guys, while I myself did nil research before taking up the sword for Cyril – sorry, Sir Al - that can never be said of Myles McNulty who’s commitment to our cause has been unwavering and for far longer than the 3 short years I’ve held. So the idea that he’s a cat stroking Blofeld playing his fellow Avactarians, a man who painstakingly drafts the most forensic analysis free for the benefit of anyone who can read, is the biggest laugh I’ve had on here since TEMPLAR’s: “Whoever took my antidepressants I hope you’re happy now”.
Seriously guys, have we really come this far only to be spooked out of future riches by a sheet stirring Trevor and a spurned sealion?
Really??
Come on!! Lets see them big manly chests ye mighty Avactarians!
Hold fast! Keep faith! Sing it…
The moment I wake up, every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need to chase the flus away
It must be us, us, us.
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as a I type this, no, not because our Jaycee, 6, keeps moaning that he spends more time with his psychologist than he does me. “What do you think puts weed on the table?” I said. “That’s right, son – benefits. And benefits don’t always come easy. So your old man’s out there every fortnight rain or shine faking Job Centre Plus interviews; he's selling Nike knock-offs on Ebay and filling out Betfred slips. And what about all them food poisoning and personal injuries – they don’t just claim themselves, son”
Kids. Honestly. You flog your guts out…and now these skiving Teachers mean I’ve got all 7 off school today. That’s right, SEVEN ADHD step-kids bouncing off my walls and I’ve barely enough ganja for three
Thanks Teachers!!
But that’s not why I’m shaking. I’m shaking because I’m disappointed with some of the people on this board, people I’ve come to care about like brothers, sisters... Greggs. I’m looking at you Mowzer, Rorkes, PL, Tims, even you McNnulty, in fact ALL you hardcore Avactarians that have been here since Cyril - sorry, Sir Al – started flogging glow in the dark LFTs from a suitcase in Batley. You’ve all been letting me post shxte for 2 ½ years under the misapprehension that Avacta are about to launch a game changing phone charger, when all the while you knew…THERE IS NO CHARGER!
Month after month, post after post, I’ve embarrassed myself like a tin-eared masturbating sealion - as if one’s not enough on here. And you said nothing to stop me? Why guys??
Why did I have to do my own research to find that instead of a revolutionary phone charger I’m balls-deep in a company trying to revolutionise cancer treatments (yawn) delivering chemo without them niggly side effects (Zzzzz). I mean where’s the thrill in all that?? Although it does bring to mind the time my lovely lady wife raised £3000 doing ‘Race for Life’…
Race for Life. Lol. She ended up running for her life all the way down Westgate…
Bending over to tie her fake Louis Vuitton’s she split her plus, plus size lycras causing mass panic at the Start and a stampede. So many people in pink with life-changing crush injuries. But at least the £3k she raised helped pay for desperately needed treatments… her botox, nail extensions, facial hair removal (it’s true – it does grow back thicker), and two weeks living the dream in Center Parcs just her and her besties (me and the kids would’ve got under her feet)
So listen up guys, you’ve put me in an emotionally fragile place; I’ve got ‘Every body hurts’ on a loop (my lovely lady wife's body absolutely kills but she can't help that - it's a disease). I feel it’ll be a while before I can reach out to any of you again which is sad. So many happy memories on this board, but now…I’m not sure I could look any of you in the face again
So, just to be clear Avactarians, old and new…Avacta are not, repeat NOT in the business of making a game changing phone charger
Gutted
Ab
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because my neighbour’s changed his internet password forcing me to take out a broadband subscription, I’m shaking because our youngest - Jayden-Talib, 7 - says he’s going to cut down to just 5 roll ups a day (bless him) just to help Daddy through this nasty cost of living crisis. Guys, I’m not going to lie, this whole financial crisis is really starting to mess with my mental health. Seriously. I’ve even started … started having dark thoughts. You know… about getting a job.
No I’m not exaggerating!! Why would I make something like that up!?? I’ve tried reaching out to Gary Neville but he’s not replied to any of my TikTok messages, hypocrite. And as if I’m not fragile enough with a lovely lady wife in HMP Leeds de-transitioning from female to male back to female, I’m now SERIOUSLY thinking about getting some kind of (oh Christ) ... paid employment.
Guys, there are lots of clever people posting clever stuff on this board but do any of them have the first idea how much it costs a single Dad to feed 9 growing kids none of which are his? Well do you??? I’m now having to restrict my kids to just three Uber Eats a day which is starting to make some of them lose weight thus totally undermining the BBC ‘body positive’ messaging. I mean how the hell are they supposed to embrace childhood obesity now??
Narr feck it. Sorry guys but feck this cost of living of crisis. Who cares if Wyndrum thinks I’m getting ahead of myself - I’ve just booked two weeks in a Hoseasons Bronze Class caravan park because next year I fully expect Avacta to blow the bloody doors off with their game-changing thingy what they’ve been testing. Yeah, yeah, I said the same thing last Christmas and the Christmas before. But don’t just take my word for it, take it from someone whose investment opinion you KNOW you can trust. No, not Myles, clever though he is. I mean Sujood aka Andy.... 2023 is going to be transformational for Avacta! Absolutely nailed on like Jesus to the cross, and look what an inflection point that was for him!
So come all ye faithful Avactariansl! Maybe the SP has been a bit underwhelming. But puff them big manly chests out you beautiful holders you! Joyful and triumphant in 2023!
Oh come let us adore him! Oh come let us adore him! Oh come let us adore him, Cyril - sorry, Sir Al - the Lord!
Merry Christmas!
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because I’ve just had to turn away a desperate family of 9 to whom my lovely lady wife (still in HMP Leeds) somehow managed to sublet our 2 bedroom council house under the government’s ‘Homes for Ukraine’ scheme, I’m shaking because in response to the cost of living crisis Paddy Power have thoughtfully opened up a shop right next door to our local Food Bank! YEY!! So whereas before our youngest had to lug huge sacks of groceries a full 10 yards to Betfred, now she barely needs to break sweat! Happy days.
Well guys it’s been 3 Prime Ministers and a Monarch since I last posted and as you know I’ve long forgotten what AVACTA actually make. I vaguely recall someone saying something about a game changing… something… (phone charger was it?) but as a busy single parent with prison visits to make, Christmas channels to watch, Social Workers to evade, when it comes to choosing my AIM investments, I haven’t the time to spend on the detail. I’ve seen too many small investors go out of their minds researching what an AIM company actually does before taking a position. That’s not me. Uh, uh.
My strategy? I’m all about the name. And who can resist the magnificent, mighty, manly sounding name of AVACTAHHH !!! Manly, like a lion’s rooooaaaar!!
“Then suddenly, through the dark, dense jungle, rising above the sound of distant drums, came a mighty ….AVACTAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up?
That’s why we’re here, guys.
That’s why we hold and wait. “Ooh …” fret the bed-wetters “but does it work? Does it even work??!” They sound just like my Jobcentre Plus Work Coach… When did you last work, Mr Nial? Are you looking for work, Mr Nial? Why have you never worked, Mr Nial? Fer cryin out loud give it a rest! Just have a little faith, guys! Unlike the adults on my street OF COURSE IT WORKS!! IT WORKS DAMN IT! IT WORKS!!!
But then the cynics cry: “How can you be sure it works if you don’t know what ‘it’ is??” Sweet Jesus weeping on the cross…BECAUSE IT’S IN THE NAME!!! Do the Math! How can a company with a name like AVACTA make stuff that doesn’t work??! Hello????
Honestly. Some people.
But for the doner kebab munching real men amongst us - our time is finally coming! That’s right, guys - not long now! Can you feel it?? I can feel it. I don’t just mean Cyril – sorry, Sir Al’s latest tweet. It may be a year from now… maybe 10 years, 20… 30 years max …our time is finally coming! So puff out them big manly chests ye mighty Avactarians! Hold fast! Keep faith! Sing it…
In the jungle the mighty jungle
AVACTAHHH roars tonight!!
Indy
Guys, guys I'm literally shaking as I type this, no not because Richar just called me a 'prick' (guys, only my lovely lady wife gets to call me a prick, and a knob and a twat, and so and so forth) I'm shaking because I clearly wasn't the only one hallucinating today... Here's something that came straight outta fantasy Island:
"I sold today at 132p a tranche I bought at 47p"
Dreaming....dreaming is free....
Indy