Different planet22 Aug 2025 07:59
Can't help but wonder what planet the management is on. I know it is just a form of words but to start the sale rns with the usual
" Pleased to announce" makes me think they were actually expecting us to be delighted with this outcome.
I make this analogy.
Suppose I have a car which is my pride and joy and worth £20k which for whatever reason,I won't be able to drive for a year. My mate Ronald has always loved my car and says that rather than letting it sit in the garage for a year, if I lend it to him, he promises to take good care of it.
After a year he returns the car. It has been run into the ground, with a colossal mileage, knackered engine and numerous dents and scrapes. I take it to " Webuyanycar" (other companies are available) who value it at a miserable £2k.
My so called mate, suitably embarrassed gets back to me and says he is pleased to announce he can get me a much better price of £7k but I won't get the cash for two years.
" That's 6x, no sorry 3.5x what it's worth."
Strangely he seems rather surprised that I am less than delighted.