Humbug24 Dec 2020 13:43
Trying to get into the festive spirit. Scrooge is on telly so thought I'd share a tongue-in-cheek take on the Dickens classic from a disgruntled investors perspective...just for a bit of fun.
A Christmas RNS:
"You don't believe in me," observed the Chairman .
"I don't," said the PI.
"What evidence would you have of my commitment beyond that of your own senses?"
"I don't know," said the PI.
"Why do you doubt your senses?"
"Because," said the PI, "a little thing affects them. A slight disorder in the board room makes
them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of director dealing, a blot of leaked news, a crumb of Chinese fortune cookie, a fragment of an underdone deal. There's more of grave than of gravy about you, whatever you are!"
Good riddance to 2020. Let's hope for a better 2021.
Best wishes to all.
PS. All events and characters in this dramatisation are purely fictional and any likenesses to any individuals/companies, living or dead are purely coincidental.