RE: RI Instruction Form14 Sep 2018 00:27
L3
“squif’s contributions to the forum are important”.
COMPLETELY DISAGREE. You need to know that squif is AB’s love child, he, AB that is, has flatly denied this despite numerous litigations and apparent DNA testing (squif managed to get AB to kiss his hand at one AGM by dressing up as a voluptuous lady with a monkey on her/his shoulder - apparently it reminded AB of such a pet he had as a child). Anyway, squif has been trying to prove his blood line in order to gain some of AB’s millions/billions and also to impart on AB all of his in depth knowledge of the O&G industry. Suffice to say that over time his bitterness towards AB has grown and grown, particularly as his initial investment here (which was made out of some weird sense of family/bastard loyalty) turned sour and he lost all of his pocket money, he has now made it his life’s goal to short this and take every opportunity he can to insult and demean his alleged father......so basically his contribution is worth a big fat zero. Im now happy to report however that he married the monkey and both reside happily within my troll cage and are surviving solely on marital bliss, bananas, monkey nuts (teehee) and my wedding gift comprising of 6 moths supply of K Y jelly and a miniature fez hat (for Mrs squiffy the monkey).