i larfed so much i nearly bought my own beer28 Mar 2023 18:21
O/T joke
The Hunchback of Notre Dame..
Quasimodo was getting ready to jump from the bell tower of Notre Dame which was on fire and out of control.
The crowd in the square below were urging him to jump on to a pile of hay hastily prepared to break his fall.
"Jump Quasimodo, jump" the crowd yelled
He shouted back "WTF do you think this is on my back...a poxy parachute, FFS?"
At that precise moment one of the giant bells he was ringing clouted him in the face and sent him reeling to his crrtain death but luckily he was only knocked out and landed on the pile of hay.
His blood stained body from his injuries rendered him unrecognizable.
Along came the Prefect pushing back the crowd...
He demanded, "Does anyone know who this unfortunate person is?"
..when a peasant stroking his chin, uttered nervously,
"The face rings a bell, Sire"