Member Info for Coggy

Let the games begin. Muskets at dawn?

Hey, steady on old chap. After winding everyone up on this board to the "Nth", one olive branch doesn't give you automatic rights to call fellow posters "mates"!!!!!!!! "Humble adversaries" would be a good place to start to address fellow posters. The collective will decide if we let you in to our gang or not. In the meantime, you remain firmly Putined!

to the Russian graffiti artist, Bankski.

I wonder if Sberbank are the Russian equivalent of the Nat West? The listening Bankski, so to speak.

BG Group have been out there for about 20 years and have done very well out of it. Horses for courses I think. It helps if you have a Management team who know what they're doing.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm happy with this RNS. Still a long way to go, but the light is getting a shade brighter at the end of the tunnel.

With the Monk? Well, I guess I have quaffed with worse foes and adversarys. Sadly, not all the population of this sceptered isle live in, or anywhere near, the smoke. Alas, I shall have to decline your kind invitation. I have had my yellow card off Admin, as they were concerned with the level of Anglo Saxonisms in my vented spleen. From now on, I shall behave more courteously to all fellow gentiles.

I fear your pedanticism will be your downfall. Nobody like a smart "small intestine"!

Am I supposed to be flattered, you patronising pile of steaming chiwawa faeces? (haha, that made me laugh as well). I am not a kid, as you hypothesised the other night. I am blissfully retired now. No more work bullsheet for me. And if Max manages to earn me a bob or two, said gains will enhance my retirement. I don't have a private jet, I don't have even 1% of your supposed wealth (actually I've got about 2%), but nowhere near enough to party for the next ten years, which is what I aim to do. So, Max's survival, though not paramount, will contribute to a cruise or two for yours truly! Here's hoping.

PTSB is an example of severe dilution. It's shares were removed from AIM and now trade solely on the Irish Stock exchange. The Irish Govt now own 99% of the Company, but the shares continued to trade at the level they left AIM, pre-dilution. If a deal is done to save Max, the value of the Company left to the shareholder is priced by the market. If that is more than £2.5 mill, I'm in profit. Thomas Cook, Premier Foods are just a few examples of Companies tha have re-emerged from dire straights. I'm happy with my 50/50 gamble. It's obvious that you are not happy that I have a chance of coming away with some of your money. Well, if I do, it will be all the more sweeter, knowing I am spending the money of one of the biggest ********s I have ever had the misfortune to meet on this site. You may pride yourself in having an excellent command of the Queens English, and credit where credit is due, you are one of the most articulate posters I have ever seen on LSE. However, I also pride myself on my coomand of Anglo Saxon, now do us all a favour and F*ck Off. You are starting to get on my tits, you dip sh*t!

They can dilute the Company and do whatever it takes to keep it a going concern. As long as the shares trade above 0.125p, I'm in profit. What's your average monkey?

Tom don't know Jack. Gordon Bennet, Max maybe Pete Tong and he wouldn't have a Scooby Doo! :)

I don't normally celebrate the misfortune of other investors on this site, but if Max ever does survive this crisis and resumes trading, nothing would give me greater pleasure than to say "Up you"! Until then, let's just wait for the fat lady and stop pretending you know so much that you can forecast the future!

I was married for thirteen years before I had my first holiday. Not because I'm a miserable bastard, but lack of dosh, new family, house etc. all took priority. Believe me, when you have your first holiday abroad, you'll want more. (as long as you pick the right places to go to of course) :)

I'm thinking September. Even Directors of distressed oil and gas company's have to take their kids on holiday.

I haven't seen anyone being bullish about MXP on here since I bought in on the 9th Feb. There have been a few dreams touted, but all other posters have been honest in saying they got in for a punt. A 50/50. A toss of the coin. We are not investing, we are gambling and we know the odds are stacked against us. Hardly a reason to be bullish.

I stand corrected............haha

I can't believe anybody with a nett worth of £25 million would waste their time posting on websites such as this. You're a dreamer Freddie! Dream on McDuff.

Keep up. He's now $550,000 short. He's more than doubled his losses since Max was suspended!

Answer: 1) Business is in trouble and need equity, but has a plan 2) Business goes to Bank and asks for more dosh. Delivers 5 year plan to Bankers 3) Business has some nervous backers in the backgound, Bod present the mother of all Powerpoint presentations to win backers over. 4) Business needs £6 mill or thereabouts bridgeing loan to get by before 1,2 and 3 can get upto speed, so fill out all relevant forms for a loan off Wonga.com Easypeasy. Trading resumes in MXP in September 2015 and SP triples in price in one day. Capiche?