Member Info for barnyards

would be right up a certain nobody's street

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/stress-coronavirus-lockdown-could-spark-124117097.html

no surprise to read this as the lock down boredom starts to sets in, some will undoubtedly keep feeding their gambling addiction with money they can probably ill afford to lose, especially in these unprecedented times

in times of financial uncertainty preserving ones cash should always be ones primary priority and besides that its an absolute mugs game as the odds are always massively stacked in the bookies favour

as we say in the trade the house always win

simples :)

300p and 1300p respectively

roll on next year and a return to some market and dividend paying normality

steady as she blows cap'n

aye aye skipper :)

Marshall_Wace
Posted in: PMO
Posts: 4
Price: 17.535
Buddies 24 Mar 2020 09:40
My bum buddies in ACRM will help me put a stop to this!

Marshall_Wace
Posted in: RKH
Posts: 3
Price: 5.45
Noooooooooooo 24 Mar 2020 09:33
Go the other way!

Marshall_Wace
Posted in: ROSN
Posts: 2
Price: 3.791
Down you go 24 Mar 2020 09:32
Come on, down, down , down

Marshall_Wace
Posted in: BP.
Posts: 1
Price: 290.35
Not Fair! 24 Mar 2020 09:26
I'm losing all my money! This should be going down not up! It's being manipulated!

another peasant stowaway filtered :)

had to create a new thread billy as admin have removed all those little green boxes I had :)

anyway wholeheartedly agree billy, although this Covid-19 is a whole new and unprecedented animal, Macondo was one such event that could have (at the time) put them out of business but they survived and recovered into the 500's.

there are some absolute blue chip bargains out there at the moment for those with the cash and the time to ride out this latest storm and just like any storm it will eventually blow itself out and there will be a return to calmer waters

greedily I had hoped the SP might remain under 300p until 6th April for the new ISA year but not that bothered if it doesn't as I'll still be a keen blue chip buyer on that particular day

roll on next year and the dividends

steady as she blows :)

steady as she blows cap'n

aye aye skipper :)

I did say but hey what's another year or two or three or ????????????

User: barnyards
Posted in: GKP
Date: 16 Mar 2020 10:16
Price: 79.90
RE: thoughts ?

1 down 2 to go ...

55k bopd won't be delivered on target - CHECK

110k bopd won't be delivered on target OR on budget - CHECK

and finally

GKP (as you know it) will never be sold or at least for most people on here past 10 years not in their remaining lifetime

funny how its been a 'strong buy' from surreyscot since 300p and opulenta with all her golden divi ticket top up recs along the way

never mind at least JF has been gifted this years get out of jail card for free with the outbreak of this corona virus for another year of his much promised production increases and ultimate under performance - CHECK

thing is, this virus hasn't peaked yet by any means and it is sure to have a prolonged operational knock on effect so maybe if JF gets really lucky he can play the same delayed trump card next year

dividends - what dividends ? - CHECK

one day rodders one day :)

decent day overall with a 256.9 close

steady as she blows cap'n

aye aye skipper :)

with a country wide lock down, social distancing and self isolation fecm is you get 'exposed' to this instead

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stay safe

simples :)

gotta be in it to win it and someone seems keen to book their fist class cabin for the next dividend cruise :)

16:49:23 251.70p 1,537,678 BUY £3,870,335 O

steady as she blows cap'n

aye aye skipper

''The boats fixed but half the passengers are at home self isolating. In four weeks time the other half, already on the boat will be infected too and they won't care about the cargo until July''

I suspect you have cargo dates all mixed up as word from the dockside today is there will be a fresh influx of 1st class passengers signing up for the next scheduled sailing due to depart on the 10th May.

I've already paid for one decently priced cabin today and looking to block book another 4 similar sized cabins after the 6th April but suspect I won't get the same early bird discount

there sure seems to be a lot of fresh faced pirates and stowaways on the go since those leaks have been repaired

steady as she blows cap'n steady as she blows

aye aye skipper :)

they finally managed to repair that annoying leak and the boat is performing some early morning sea trials before setting sail with all its 1st class passengers still intact and aboard.

official word from the dockside this morning is that all the irritating £2 (or was it £1) stowaways have been identified, captured, boxed up and thrown overboard :)

hopefully its not full steam ahead just yet as I suspect like many of my other fellow 1st class passengers they too would also like to fully load up with next years golden £20k ISA tickets on 6th April at anything under 300

steady as she blows

captain Barny

''I can see us getting down to 2p and I’ll seek to pick up 50k shares if it does.
Any good Ombrina Mare news and this will head straight to 40p based on cash in bank and give a £15k instant profit.''

I'd save your pennies and invest in a new calculator first

simples :)

oh FFS make your mind up

Poster: scaramanga69
Posted : BP.
Posts: 147
Price: 243.45
Date: 18 Mar 2020 13:41
RE: No flights, transports restricted - Production is steady - Tragedy yet to come
Looking for £1 entry here!

Poster: scaramanga69
Posted: PMO
Posts: 147
Price: 15.405
17 Mar 2020 10:21
RE: Oil rebounding
I want to get in BP at £2

it sounds like the kids favourite character from the circus has just popped its head out from behind the curtains so maybe the time has come to exercise my middle finger and filter - sayonara :)

yes I suspect dividends will be cut by most companies in the year ahead as they and others will undoubtedly want to preserve cash given the duration of this pandemic is a worrying unknown but I have time on my hands to wait for the eventual return to something more resembling of business as usual.

as for remortgaging your house ?

irrespective of it being mortgage free (as is mine) or its perceived value, that's just plain nuts, so sorry I can't agree with you on that one.

cash will always be king :)

stone me if one listens to that barrel of laughs GBern one might be forgiven for thinking the end of the world is nigh however as an alternative view I'd say its actually a cash rich capitalists dream :)

if one has the free funds to hunker down for a year or two or three or four then time spent in the market is far more important than any timing as nobody (and I do mean NOBODY) ever 'consistently' picks the absolute tops and bottoms, especially in an unknown market like this which is unprecedented.

Macondo posed a much bigger risk to BP than this virus will and we all know what happened to the SP once they righted the ship and weathered that particular storm.

200p or less you say, then bring it on, I'm ready and waiting.

''I'm selling down all shares as painful as it is (already at a big loss)''

why would anyone be selling down their shares at a near all time market low ?

sorry but IMO the only shares folks should be selling at present are in the companies that might not have enough cash in the reserve kitty or continuing income to survive.

yes there will be quite a few taking on water that will go under in the coming days or weeks or months ahead, especially some of the minnows on AIM who have no income or are/were looking at raising capital to survive or progress whatever it is they wanted to progress as new funding will be in very very short supply for the foreseeable, however selling companies that have sufficient (proven) cash on hand or enough regular income to survive and recover is just madness unless of course you need the funds and IF you need the funds then I'd say you were over invested or stretched way too far in the first place.

in a capitalist market society (we are all capitalists if we are here and investing) cash will always be king so I say let the turmoil and uncertainty and sell offs continue as I'll be a buyer (not a seller) for sure :)

and yes I agree prices may indeed drop further as nobody knows how long this almost global paralysis is going to last but I still believe you are fundamentally wrong in your thinking to sell 'everything'

anyway GL whatever you decide

''one correction; we do know that the taxpayer is in for a hit again''

super delighted I'm not one of them :)

''Treat myself to £50 in this donkey if it goes much lower''

well I'm pretty certain there will be a few more like minded mug punters looking for something to satisfy their gambling fix now that all the horse racing has been cancelled

its a £2p each way bet

giddy up Sam

simples :)

anyone buying in now (or starting to scale themselves in during the coming weeks if markets still haven't bottomed out yet) will do pretty well in the longer term (12-24 months) when the eventual market recovery begins, however (excluding today's dividend announcement) some shareholders who were holding shares at the close on the 14th February (qualification date) may still believe they are only 44% down from that particular date and therefore probably don't fully understand that they will need a near 78% recovery in the SP to get back to where it was on that date.

OK that might sound like I am trying to lecture someones granny on how to suck her eggs but you might be surprised to hear just how many private retail investors cannot comprehend that little mathematical market quirk.

roll on the 6th April and at these silly prices preferably :)

''they need to have a good think about share buy back''

a share buy back - are you frigging kidding ?

buy backs didn't all go quite as one had thought for all those like minded GKP believers

did you not know, shares held in treasury (if not cancelled after any buy back) are mostly used for covering directors and fellow employees performance awards (options) and I really don't think most shareholders believe Sam or Stuart need any further opportunities or encouragement to gift each other yet more frigging freebies !!

cash is king

simples :)