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well I had thought (nay I had hoped) with the demise of our benefits street bedsit queen (and fake oil) this discussion board might get back to some sort of normality but clearly not given this is my view of apparently 34 posts today

perhaps no names are necessary but just so the good uns that post on here know who the lunatics are :)

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Bootledodger - Today 13:51
"im looking forward tyo this going busyt. Yess ill lose another 150k but atleast ill have been proved right"!!!!!!!!!!
If that doesn't sum up the "up my own arse" mentality of the modern world - nothing does. Incredible.
This BB is embarrassing these days.

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muzzletoff - Today 11:52
Just a comment
I have applied filters to people who just fill up this bb with rubbish (no names necessary) , but now when I read this board, all I can see are people responding to their diatribes, thus making it just as bad, as if I hadn't filtered.
Look, its like shouting at an echo, and getting annoyed when you get the same message back every time.
I think the expression is don't feed the Trolls!

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''can't you go a week without boring this BB to death''

a week ?

chance would be a fine thing as he can't go a SINGLE effing DAY day without mentioning this rather unhealthy obsession he has with oilcan and whatever he posts over on ADVFN

but you are right on one thing CC

its boring this BB to death :)

'Max, read Tiburn's posts if you want an idea of what's likely to develop here'

might not be the shrewdest thing you ever do Max but it would certainly provide you with some light entertainment and amusement during the long weekend that's for sure given that our resident anglo african sage Tilburn has only being trying to predict every single possible scenario imaginable for the past 2 or more years and if truth be known (just between you and me) he's not got one single one of them right yet

if Carslberg were ever on the look out for a modern day Hans Christian Anderson they'd sure know who to call :)

this lock down has a lot to answer for as I don't think I've ever seen so many little green boxes on one share blog

as an 'intended' discussion forum, afraid to say it has now become completely useless (as intended) since being overrun with traders and newbies alike so I've had it, I'm off.

no doubt see y'all next quarter for more of the same old repeat after me 'when's the divi date' or the 'oh look how clever I've been trading in hindsight' p*sh

for what its worth, my prediction for next quarters dividend payment is it will more than likely reduced but all that makes absolutely no difference to me as I'd rather be spending my time out in the glorious open that stuck indoors on a trading screen all day trying to scratch a pitiful living but then again I can happily afford to sit and wait and do absolutely nothing whilst the SP goes on its slow journey of recovery (of which it will just as it did post Macondo) and back into the high 400's where it belongs (as will all its other peers) sometime next year.

keep on scratching :)

PS
I've never understood why a certain individual always has to create a brand NEW thread when replying to someone posing a simple question or indeed responding to the subject

I for one can only assume its one of those attention seeking deficiency thingamajig traits of a narcissist

steady as she goes cap'n

TTFN

sorry forgot links to do the maths yourself

Nov 2016
https://www.lse.co.uk/rns/GKP/holdings-in-company-jewsr2zg3ryoyv9.html

May 2020
https://www.lse.co.uk/rns/GKP/tr-1-qbwxa69s3w1ufes.html

GKP shareholder register (Top 10)
https://www.gulfkeystone.com/investors/shareholder-analysis/

but the thing is bravedog its not 9.5 million shares purchased in one fell swoop or in large chunks last week , its 9.5 million shares since their last crossing of a threshold notification which was way back in November 2016 when they crossed the 10% mark and this time its crossing the 15% mark.

GKP's own shareholder register shows them holding 14.82% as of 15th April so 'assuming' that was up to date (as of the 15th even though as of today its still not yet updated) they have only really purchased 420 odd thousand additional shares between 15th and that RNS and the rest (difference between 10.52% and 14.82%) could have been purchased at anytime and in any amounts since their last RNS on November 2016

oh and for all we know they could have also purchased and sold and repurchased and sold and repurchased at any time or any amount of times in between those 2 x RNS's (10% and 15% thresholds) without actually crossing either of them.

anyway trying to second guess their trading action is all supposition but what we do know and can see from what has been publicised in black and white is the number of shares they have purchased and (more importantly) HELD onto post 15th April and last weeks RNS is only 420 odd thousand and the other 9 million odd HAD BEEN been added at some point between 7th November 2016 and April 15th 2020

so its no mystery (where they come from) and nothing to get overly excited about (as its not 9.5 million) however the fact is they have increased their holdings by give or take 5% over the past 3-1/2 years.

'our output will be down in the second quarter'

as will the output and income of every other major or minor oil and gas producer in the sector

next :)

'stop spamming'

says one of the most prolific multi identity blog spammers

https://www.lse.co.uk/profiles/degsyalmomd/

http://uk.advfn.com/forum/search?q=tidy%202&index=posts&post_poster=on

63 thousand pump and dumps

priceless :)

one spared and one not and yet our latest johnny come lately bojo calls me the numpty :)

johnson36
Posted in: RDSB
RE: Dividend 21 Apr 2020 16:23
Nice 11.5% yield dividend now

johnson36
Posted in: RDSB
RE: SP price 22 Apr 2020 10:40
Shell and BP shareholders have been spared. Both companies have announced spending cuts and substantial unused loan facilities. These should provide the liquidity they need to operate normally this year and pay unchanged dividends.

johnson36
Posted in: RDSB
RE: SP price 22 Apr 2020 11:08
Shell, which paid $15 billion in dividends last year, prides itself on having never cut its dividend since the 1940s.
Do you really think they will start now because of this virus ?

johnson36
Posted in: RDSB
RE: Divi 23 Apr 2020 12:24
You don't need to worry about the dividend here. Look up my previous posts.

good luck selling your shares on Wednesday (expecting dividend payment) and buying back on post record date Friday as on Wednesday you haven't qualified for the dividend and on Friday the market is closed

first rule of promoting ones book and fantasy trading is know what the fleck you are talking about :)

the bigger picture is the Donald has once again threatened China with increased tariffs for their part in this pandemic ergo the worlds markets are all reacting to his comments and are generally down

anyway nothing more to see here today for those that have got a slightly longer outlook on life than a mayfly

steady as she goes :)

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SP might be down but this must feel like a big blue day for shareholders and probably calls for a toast to absent trolls

I'll drink to that :)

dubs, the on record dividend date was amended this morning in an RNS from the company as follows

The 'Dividends payable' section of 'Note 9. Dividends' in the First quarter 2020 results announcement contained incorrect record dates. The correct record date for the payment of the first quarter interim dividend to ordinary shareholders and American Depositary Share holders is 11 May 2020 (not 7 May 2020 and 8 May 2020, respectively, as stated in the First quarter 2020 results announcement)

if its not the tuppenny traders its another newly created rabid nonce that turns up to save us all from our impending financial ruin .. just what we all need NOT !!!

praise the lord for the filter button, shame this site doesn't have a thread filter as well

anyway back on topic

I'm not surprised with today's pull back (despite oil price rise) given its arch enemy announced a 66% cut in its own dividend payment first thing this morning but the retrace hasn't phased me one little bit as unlike our latest johnny come lately messiah I plan to be sticking around for quite a bit longer than 5 mins

I can't believe its just gone 10 years since Macondo where I made a lot of cash off the back of that unthinkable disaster and here we are being presented with yet another once in a generational opportunity in or around the 300's

steady as she goes :)

absolutely shocking - indeed it is however the problem (as I see it) for PI's is that this crass pillaging and pocketing of large sums of money (via free gratis stock awards) by the current BOD will never change simple because post restructure PI's have lost any power and voice they may have once held to effect any boardroom personnel or rewards package change.

any shareholder activist for change is futile as the bondholders currently have all the voting power and I can assure you they are very happy to sit and get their 10% annualised interest returns every single year on those $100 million notes for the duration with the added guarantee that they will also get ALL of their money back at the end of the term whether it be in cash or further equity.

10% per annum return with a full guarantee (carrying almost zero risk) of getting all your money back at the end of the investment period in any normal market (never mind today's) is pretty darned good so why would you not be happy as a note holder and why wouldn't you mind the puppets getting a few million shares here and there just for good measure when as a note holder it costs you nothing to dish them out

just a big ponzi scheme where those at the top of the pyramid will always reap the financial rewards which are ultimately always taken from the plebs much lower down the tree

LOL

what does the spread have to do with it if the cheerleaders are all buying and topping up like they say they are whilst waiting for that magical return to £20 plus plus

hmm unless ?

PS
strange how they kept the WPOZ water wet result all rather quiet and under wraps when they were shouting from the rooftops about the success of the first West Brae infill WPGZ drill as soon as it had finished

food for thought for the rookies

post today and with only 5 or 6 visible tells me our benefits street bedsit queen is still on the go and posting its non stop gibberish irrelevances

might we assume by the frequency of the illiterates posts today that its inflatable doll must have burst ?

140 grand and 95% down (insert giant face palm emoji)

like father like son - SIMPLE

Jon Ferrier
Chief Executive Officer at Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd

About
I have enjoyed a global career and over 35 years worked in a variety of cultural settings across Europe, Africa, Russia, USA, Australia and South America.

My approach to creating new business opportunities is based on relationships - connecting people with ideas, an understanding of the broader stakeholder view and a will to create wins on all sites – be it financial, human or societal.

I am particularly motivated by; the need for sustainable investments in energy, value creation and the need to restore public confidence and interest in new talent. Success will come to companies with a clear sense of purpose and a strong set of values. My role in such companies is to lead the identification of opportunities, develop the investment case/business rationale rooted in a clear understanding of the assets and a plan to add value - and create trust in relevant stakeholders.

Dates Employed May 2015 – Present
Employment Duration 5 yrs
Maximising value to all stakeholders

so there you have it JF's claim to fame (in his own words) are maximising value for shareholders and creating trust in relevant stakeholders eh

I'd say in the 5 years of his reign its been the exact opposite

comedy gold :)

the question I would be asking the leadership or has been suggested running with a story for the journo's to pick up on is ...

why the f*ck would Ian Weatherdon (CFO) get 733,871 free gratis shares as part of any '2019 performance awards' when he only joined the company on the 13th January 2020 ?

most of the awards are crass given last years actual performance (from an operational delivery and production perspective and in terms of financial return to shareholders) however that for me is pure unadulterated THEFT

you want to pump your share picks I'm pretty sure there are plenty other far more suitable places to do it on like twitter or telegram or the traders board or take it offline but give it an effing rest on here eh

WTI up 28%

Brent up 11%

BP 333p close

250p and NO dividend my *ss

nice and steady as she goes :)

and what do you get

plenty of snouts in the trough that's what

Jane Barker (HR Director) 217,452
Stuart Catterall (Chief Operating Officer) 419,355
Ross Deutscher (Country Manager Kurdistan) 230,022
Nadzeya Kernoha (Head of Finance) 182,796
Gabriel Papineau-Legris (Chief Commercial Officer) 328,495
Mark Parsley (Subsurface Manager) 186,397
Alasdair Robinson (Legal Director/Company Secretary) 211,316
Ian Weatherdon (Chief Financial Officer) 733,871
Jón Ferrier (CEO) 113,407

In addition to the above, 2020 Awards over a total of 2,230,511 shares in aggregate have also been granted under the LTIP to eligible employees who are not PDMRs.

so in essence whilst the 9 BIG PIGGY's greedily fed themselves 2,623,111 free gratis shares, the hundreds of harsh environment underpaid and over worked little piglets only got 2,230,511 to share out amongst themselves :)

At the Company's AGM in June 2019, shareholders approved the DBP. This provides for 30% of the annual bonus attributable to executive directors to be paid in the form of nil cost options. These will vest after three years. There are no performance conditions other than the executive director must continue to be employed for this period (subject to certain limited exceptions). The award was made on 28 April 2020 and the vesting date is 28 April 2023, being the third anniversary from the award date. This the first issue under the DBP and the following award was granted.

I particularly liked this bit as the icing on the cake

''there are no performance conditions other than the executive director must continue to be employed for this period''

what an effing fantastic get out of jail card that is to have

SP is currently 1/3 of where it was at the start of 'performance' period under review and with not one single target delivered that is a disgraceful kick in the teeth for any long suffering shareholders by these company execs in current economic and uncertain times.