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Good luck with the lentils.
Meanwhile, the share price has fallen to 7 1/2 pence.
Got the gherkins in. Just waiting for Sound to do a PREM or EUZ. Still recovering after last nights lentil pasta bake made by JTF after I returned to the bedsit after my 12 hour shift. Most of it ended up in the bin. It is tough transitioning from spam fritters to lentil pasta in one week. I wonder what he has in store for me upon my return this evening. Probably even more tortoise food. Living the dream as always at Chuckle HQ. It is tough times living above a chippy with views across a car park. Hopefully Parsons will get us a deal before year end. We are sending Crudenohope into Sevenoaks to drum up some positivity next week. One of Crude's jobs next week will be to remove N4apound from the car park. He doesn't have a parking permit and he must be bored stalking BM and JJ around M&S food aisles by now...!
Best treatment for spamaerhoids is to stop sitting in front of a computer and inflicting piles of torment upon oneself by following the progression of AIM oil companies to oblivion.
But I've never tried it.
You're not up-to-date with the latest research, JTF.
There is indeed a cure for hyperspamoidism: a liquid treatment, made from a secret recipe including gherkins.
It loosens up the joints, leading to complete remission of JP's manifold sins.
It is not, however, widely-available yet.
Hyperspamoidism…….hahahahahaha love it!
I think we have it in droves. A severe case of it, for which there is no obvious cure.
'With your background in the NHS, we are wondering whether or not you'd like to be STZ's gout doctor? All this sitting around waiting for the LE is killing the joints.'
Poppy****!
Gout is a well-known complication of hyperspamoidism.
At these levels I'm even thinking about a cheeky top up and so is STZ. Are we going to kick ourselves if the share price suddenly heads northwards on good news? Or are we going to feel silly for topping up too soon? Where is the risk / reward level at do you think? Are we at that level now where a top up may yield a multi bag return? It's times like this I wish I had a time machine. If it crawls sub 7p then it will certainly get me thinking but then I have to remind myself of what could happen to the share price if we "go long". Decisions....decisions.....hmmm....
What d'ya reckon, Crude? Are we in top up territory? Are you going to have one last cheeky top up at these levels?
JTF
Crude,you were talking about a top up last week, it's down again, are you going to take the chance. Surely it can't go much lower. I am topping up tomorrow.
Crude,
May I remind you that your role at Chuckle was a forced position, as was the case with the entire Chuckle BOD. It was not an elected position and nor is it a paid position. I hope that you continue to give us your service as we enter a critical stage in our company development. We need as much positivity as we can get right now even though your salt throwing skills are no longer needed.....well at least for now. With your background in the NHS, we are wondering whether or not you'd like to be STZ's gout doctor? All this sitting around waiting for the LE is killing the joints.
'The Joker'?
You mean JP ?
Longwait, that is the paradoxical question hydrocarbon producers must ask themselves: are we just producing too much gas? Has it become too climatically incorrect to fry spam fritters? Leaving that very important premise aside...can I continue being optimistic? Yes - & in that happy vein I am going to see 'The Joker' this week...
Judging by the contents of Chuckles' fridge, Crude, I would guess hills of beans are off the menu with the new anti-gas policy being strictly enforced.
We (royal) are mortified to learn that your position has been endangered by a tidal wave of pessimism, but such events are everyday hazards on AIM.
With sincere condolences.
I can report that Chuckle Energy plc hasn't gone into receivership just this yet. Hot air is still being produced mainly by STZ and myself due to our high fibre, high spam diet. May I say that I am DISAPPOINTED to read the thoughts of our 'Head Of Positivity', Crudehope, who doesn't sound very positive about his job security nor his severance payment.
The poster who guessed I was in the Post Office with the weekend's Ebay parcels was absolutely spot on. I have also been into town to change a suit and have been to the gym for my daily 1 hour power walk. Spam is off the menu at the moment due to the Chuckles going on a strict diet. The fridge looks like a tortoise's idea of a buffet, mush to the displeasure of the Chuckles. Ah well.....have to start losing some serious weight in time for the LE party and Trellis's Liquid Event.
Jizzy
Seaton, obviously I am considering my position in the light of these rumours & what my severance package might amount to? Probably not even a "hill of beans", as one famous ham once proclaimed! However, litigation is an option as I feel I may have been misled when I took the position of 'Head of Positivity' as even back then I am dubious as to what there was to be positive about! I never once saw a prospect inventory or any CPRs...just a whole load of spam & chips! For sure there were plenty of whiffs of gas but that turned out to be more biological than Natural - there was nothing 'natural' about the gas given off by the Directors!! I always felt it had a slightly bovine tint about it......
Crude...Head of Optimism: Chuckle Brothers 'BS' Division.
Crude I was waiting for the first poster to start the 'we haven't heard from the Chief Executive, therefore the company is going bust' rumour about Chuckle Bros Gas!
It's very typical of this board that silence is taken as impending doom rather then being indicative of the board simply getting on with the task that they said they were going to do!
Then again it is out of character, JTF was happy to trumpet about Chuckle Bros and never missed an opportunity to promote the company so maybe what you are saying is true? I must start referring to him as the Big Jobbie or something?
GLA