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I didn't realise there was a full moon.
'a dirty itchy hemorrhoid'...not life threatening but certainly an irritant.An excellent description of 1cagney and his rather puerile attempts to, in his words, toy with and wind up other posters.
Oh Lord, what's wrong with you.
Grandmother was Irish,had a couple of Irish friends in Africa,a shame this board has turned into I've got a bigger willy than you sort of carp
ps, no doubt his famous lady friend will be revealed in due course.
Jack, was there a need for such vulgarity? Seriously.
But surely they're interested in Manyana's uni class of 1960 and his "famous" lady friend?! ;-)
Really can't blame the posters on ADVFN having a go at the "contributions" offered on this site
Toying with me? Running scared would be more appropriate for you and at the same time you show your total stupidity.
Is this the best you could do for today's one liner? "I don't suppose that you've a white coat with straps on the arms somewhere in your wardrobe Manyana? Pathetic with a capital "P".
Boy arrives in school half an hour late. "Where were you Tommy?" teacher asks. "I had to take the cow to the bull, miss". "Couldn't your father have done that?", asks the teacher. "Yes miss", the boy replies, "but the bull can do it better".
Now, that is a good Irish one-liner which is far better than yours.
So, simple question? "Are you Irish and/or do you live in Ireland? Perhaps you are a "plastic Paddy".
I don't know if you live in Ireland or not but you are a leathcheann and if you do not see the relevance of what I have written on this board that makes you even more stupid.
Are you Irish or not? If you are, like me, you should be worried about the stupid minorities that f*up this country. They have been doing it for years and they still continue to do it.
As for politics, I have fought a number of battles with politicians and political institutions. In fact, many years ago I was asked if I wanted to run for politics and my uncle was a very prominent politician whose name is still above the ward named after him in one of Dublin's major hospitals.
Not only that, but in the run up to certain elections my company was touted for support by a well known politician. We wanted something in return, a social change, to which he agreed. Truth be told, after he was elected, we never heard from him again. Honesty be damned.
I had numerous run ins with stupid politicians starting with my university days. People do not realise what a small place Ireland is/"was" before they opened the floodgates to anybody and everybody. Did you know forty years ago there were two languages in Ireland, English and Irish. There are now 182 languages spoken. Political naivety gone mad.
Compatriots of mine at university included Henry Kelly, Alan Dukes, Fr. Brian D'Arcy, friend of Terry Wogan, Patrick Cosgrave adviser to Maggie Thatcher, Anthony Clare, Psychiatrist ""In the Psychiatrist's Chair" presenter. To that I can include John Jordan, David Thornley (both died too young), and for a number of years I had lunch every day with a "famous" Lady. Would you like me to go on?
So, don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about when it comes to this stupid country so rather than I "doing some gardening" why don't you go outside and bury yourself in yours, if you have one.
So, a*hole, don't tell me what I said was irrelevant. We are at the start of another mighty c*up in this country caused by incompetent politicians. Can it be avoided? Possibly. Will it be avoided? Who knows what these idiots come up with.
I'm now bored with toying with you, so I'll go and do something that's productive.
A word of advice before I go however.
If you have issues with government you ain't gonna solve them on this board. Sooo
Write to the papers
Find an appropriate board or boards
Run for office.
But your ramblings and rage/hatred on here are totally pointless.
1cagney over and out.
I don't suppose that you've a white coat with straps on the arms somewhere in your wardrobe Manyana?
I raised a very important point and your p*ss brain could not comprehend the problem. All you come out with was what you thought was a "funny", innane comment which showed your total lack of humour. So think s*it you applied nothing to the issue in hand.
This stupid country stops the building of 5,000 houses because somebody wants to "save" the trees but they are so far up their rear ends that they cannot look at the scheduled destruction of this planet by others. For example, what about the latest move by Trump to change the rules on methane so that he can "frack" more gas; methane which destroys the planet faster than CO2. What about the destruction of the Amazon rain forest, what about the Canadian trees, cut down to clean the rear ends of Americans as toilet paper. And you think we should be out gardening.
"The methane rollbacks are part of a broad deregulatory campaign by the Trump administration, which has weakened environment and climate standards."
And Trump is doing this to compete with China and Russia so we are on a race to the bottom and yet this stupid country of 6m people think they can make a difference? Even the German's are getting in on that destruction with the Nord Stream pipeline so pull your head of your rear end and look at the final chapter in the destruction of this planet. This world is finished because it is run by stupid men.
I have met every Taoiseach since Jack Lynch and every one was either a thief or a fool or both with the exception of Garret Fitzgerald and John Bruton. In order they were Haughey, a convicted thief, Fianna Fáil,Garret Fitzgerald 1981-1982 Fine Gael,Charles Haughey, 1982 Fianna Fáil,Garret Fitzgerald 1982-1987 Fine Gael,Charles Haughey 1987-1992 Fianna Fáil,Albert Reynolds 1992-1994 Fianna Fáil, John Bruton 1994-1997 Fine Gael, Bertie Ahern 1997-2008, a convicted thief, Fianna Fáil,Brian Cowen 2008.
So I don't need an as*hole like you to tell me to do some "gardening". Perhaps when they let you out of your lunatic asylum you might appreciate the idiots who make the decisions that will destroy your and my children's lives.
a remark intended to humiliate or criticize someone.
ps, unfortunately it's so easy to wind up the 13/85 year old that it's hard to resist
Morning pis200306. I knew you could not keep your nose out.
Now !Cagney you say in your "one liner" , "Go back and study English". Pot calling the kettle black, I am afraid. I did not write (sic) "I also believe that's its better to humerous than downright rude." Now, there are two errors. First of all it does not make sense and secondly you have misspelt "humorous". And you dare to tell me to study English?
Now for "one liners" which you claim to be an expert in? One liners are humorous and saying "Forget gardening, go back and study English" or "Manyana, have you ever thought of taking up gardening?", neither of which are humorous (please note the spelling) shows just how thick you are.
Here are a few "proper" one liners:
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.".
“I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.”
“I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.”
They are funny, yours is banal.
1cagney, I'm inclined to say "don't feed the troll".
It's 1cagney not '!cagney'
Forget gardening. Go back and study English.
Getting jittery now, !Cagney. you missed out a "be" in your rushed reply.
And if you think you are the "master" of the one-liner please don't think of going on the stage.
What has "gardening" got to do with the price of apples and if you think that was humorous, I refer you back to my four year old granddaughter who has a far better sense of "humour" than you obviously do. Are you smelling the coffee yet?
I also believe that's its better to humerous than downright rude.
Clearly however you see things differently.
Proves how stupid you are because none of your "one liners" are put downs. Do you want a selection where you mention my name I have heard better from my granddaughter..
If you think those are put downs. Wake up and smell the coffee?
I'm a firm believer that a one line put down is sufficient.
Does your brain ever get past a "one liner"?
Checking your posts which are full of inanities I see you have never managed more than one sentence.
Is that an affliction or just stupidity?
Manyana, have you ever thought of taking up gardening?